oh, just drop your pants.

[mousapelli]

There's some comments in here just for you, ellen...

Gacked from sociofemme

HP Book: Has to be Four. because it's after we learn about the Marauders, but before everything goes to hell. And there's Cedric.
HP Character: The Twins. "I love blowing up some stuff...making First Years Bleed....Making swamps in the hall...and TWINS!"
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Teacher: Trelawny, cause we all need that after lunch nap.
Creature: phoenix
Candy: the Beans. "Mine's Speckly, what does that mean?"
Book Cover: PoA, cause of the Hippogriff
Quote or Phrase: "If you ever do decide to Seek for the other team, Potter, I've got a broom you can ride." -- Draco
Chapter: The Yule Ball, whatever that chapter is, because it ends with Ron spluttering "But...well...completely missed the point!"
Marauder: Sirius. Mmmmm...
Weasley: Twins again.
Type of Owl: Snowy
Sorting Hat Song: The ones that call Hufflepuffs big fat losers. Take that, Ellen.
Muggle/Squib: Figg. I give a Figg!
Dragon: Norbert!
Member of the Order: Bill. "They don't give a damn how I dress at the bank!"
Hogsmeade Shop: Flourish and Blotts, Ellen! I can't believe you didn't know that! Hang your head in SHAME!
Favorite Magazine or Newspaper: The Quibbler. the other ones suck.
Color Dress Robe: Emerald Green
Invisibility Cloak Event: *Stuck in the step with Snape only a breath away...sigh.* I have to agree, but only because playing the Pants Game with that passage made me cry with mirth. "Just wait till i tell Dumbledore how your mind jumped immediatly to Potter's Pants, Snape!"
Death Eater: Karakov. That's who i was in the quiz.
Obstacle in the Philosopher's Stone: The puzzle of the mirror itself. I'mm still arguing with some people about exactly how that worked.
Wand Type: Willow, rather swishy, excellent for transfiguration.
Spell: Solve Funiculum.
Unforgivable Curse: Crucio.
DADA Teacher: Quirrell, for the slash potential. ("S-s-s-nape? Would you r-r-r-roger me up the b-b-b-bum?")
Gryffindor: Colin, i think. He and Dennis make me *squee* every time.
Ravenclaw: Penelope. Kick Percy's ass, you!
Hufflepuff: Cedric. the Hufflepuff's one chance at heroics.
Slytherin: Pansy Parkinson, because writing her shamelessly trying to win Draco's heart is effing hilarious.
Ghost: Nearly Headless Nick. Oh Baby.
Centaur: Firenze, cause he's the only who isn't evil.
Quidditch Position: Keeper. If he doesn't block the damn Quaffles, there's no point in you catching the Snitch, is there?
Skiving Snackbox: I crave BLOOD.
Pensieve Memory: Snape's, because i heart PPMR.
Harry or Ron: Ron.
Ron or Hermione: RON.
Hermione or Cho: Hermione, although both have made a Gryffindor male very, very stiff.
Cho or Ginny: Ginny.
Dumbledore or McGonagall: Dumbledore, because Ive GOT to know what the woolly sock thing is all about.
Snape or Lucius: Snape. Because he writes such moving poetry.
Sirius or Lupin: tie. Like H/D down below, they are hottest when together.
Draco or Tom: Draco. It's no fun that he looks like that if he isn't reall an ass.
Draco or Harry: tie. Plus, they're hottest when they're trying to not be together as hard as possible. *snerk* I said 'hard'.
Snape or Sirius: Sirius. I can't handle bad hair.
James or Sirius: Sirius. FLYING MOTORBIKE, PEOPLE!
Fred or George: Fred, who never remembers to clean the cauldron after making the erotic sparklers (TICKLED UP THE BUM!)
Molly Weasley or Arthur Weasley: Molly, because she can kill you with a spatula.
Seamus or Dean: Seamus.
Fleur or Cho: Cho. QUIDDITCH BITCH! mmm-mmm...
Fudge or Umbridge: Fudge. But only because it makes the phrase 'fudge-packer' so hilarious.
Harry or Hermione: Harry. Heissotwisted!
Hedwig or Crookshanks: Hedwig, of course! He doesn't eat rats. Well, okay, he probably does. but there isn't any canon proof for that! It's all fanon!
Uncle Vernon or Aunt Petunia: Aunt Petunia.
Moody or Tonks: Tonks, because you can make great icons of her thanks to Pink.


Is it bad that my favorite quote is from my own fanon? *shrugs*

Comments

Grrr...

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Okay, you asked for it!

1) Hufflepuffs are not big fat losers.

Loser.

2) Flourish and Blotts is in Diagon Alley, not Hogsmeade.

3) I agree re: Snape's poetry.

This all made me laugh! Except for the Hufflepuff shot. Bitch.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Someone agrees with you...

Considering Quirrell, he decided nobody could really be that mild-mannered and diffident all the way through, especially since Quirrell had a tendency to ask rather suspicious questions. He was fairly sure Quirrell might be a Death-Eater or something similarly obnoxious, so he took to creeping out at night and making veiled threats.

Quirrell seemed to find them vaguely erotic.

(From "Teaspoon" by Predatrix, in the SSFQF)

Re: Grrr...

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

damn, i thought i HAD you with the Flourish and Blotts...I didn't read the question close enough. Shopping=Diagon Alley, no questions asked.

My favorite was: "Hermione or Cho: Hermione, although both have made a Gryffindor male very, very stiff."

and the shot about the erotic sparklers again, as well.