Happy Birthday to Sprunkers.com!...sort of

[mousapelli]

well, this was going to be the triumphant post where i unveiled the brand spankin' new Sprunkers.com website, which was completely redone and didn't suck and was updated, but it turns out my webhost is updating my server today, so I can't log in to change anything.

so this birthday is not so much a party as last year's 24 hour ficathon was, and the festivities will apparently have to wait until tomorrow.

Meanwhile, lets play a little game:

While recoding every single one of my stories (omfg never doing it again) I discovered that I have HP stories that start with every letter except six. The loser letters are as follows:

K, Q, U, V, X, Z

Therefore: Suggest a title for a fic using one of the six unused letters. Hell, suggest a bunch of titles for as many letters as you want. The title can be one word, or a phrase or whatever, just so long as in an alphabetical list it would be in the space where that letter is.

you can leave other prompts or pairings if you want, or you can just suggest titles and let me run with it. I'd like to have no blank letters by the end of the weekend.

Be as hilarious and cracked-out as possible. Don't you remember the insanity of last year? get suggesting already!

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Kiss Me, Krum
Quidditch Boys and the Girls [and Boys] Who Love Them
Under the Boardwalk; Uncle Vernon's Very Bad, Horrible No Good Day
Viktor/Viktoria. *snerk* Dress him up.
The Vinyl Pants of Sirius Black.
The Very Flamboyant Mr. Black and His Boyfriend Mr. Lupin
Xanadu! (come on, you know you want to see Sirius doing roller disco in early 1981); X-Treme Quidditch
Zoologist at Large: Newt Scamander;

[dipping_sauce]

My suggestions (some of them are stretching it...)

Knuts to Potter!
The Quick and the horny.
Underpants make good hats.
Vaginas are good for breakfast.
X marks the pr0n.
Zero points from Gryffindor.

So how old is sprunkers.com?

[tattooed-soul.livejournal.com]

Zipper Trouble...

Sorry, its obvious, but had to be suggested.

[toujoursimpur.livejournal.com]

Quack!
An investigation into the feathered Hogwarts phenomenon.
Zounds, ye whore!

[snitchnip-chill.livejournal.com]

The Kumquat that ate Hogsmeade

Quirrel and the Toque of Wisdom

Under the Lobotomy Tree

Voldemort the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying

Xanax and the Underage Wizard

The Zone of Misconceptions

[ekaterinn.livejournal.com]

Zen And The Art Of Broom Maintenance

Sorry, it had be to said! *g*

As for others:

Knuts 'n' Kinks

Queer Theory In Practicum

Unfortunate Events, A Series of Which Happened to Remus Lupin and Sirius Black

Vice Squad: Hogwarts Edition

X + Y = SEX

*grins*

[instantramen]

Knickers For Slytherins: A Charitable Event
Queen of Hogwarts
Ultra Mega Super Wild Beater Brothers GO!
Veni, Vidi, Veni
Xylophone Dreams and Orange Kazoo Wishes
Zabini's Knees

[florahart]

Kippers and Kleptomania (uhmmmmm, Twins/Harry, perhaps)

Xiomara meets Xena (that would be Hooch...)

Undertakings and Understandings

Vicious

Quick! Over Here! (see, now that should be young marauders, don't you think?)

Zealots and Ancient Grudges

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

K and Q are my initials, so I really think there should be a story about the evil princess Kiley Quinn who marries Lord Voldemort (V). :P

[jaebi-lit.livejournal.com]

Underworld Antics - Remus as Persephone, the goddess who dies and rises eternally (why, yes, I have been spending too much time in Greek Religious Texts)
Zero to Hero - Peter's rise from nobody to the Best Maurauder Ever!

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

this is its second birthday! they grow up so fast *sniffle*

*laughs at Knuts to Potter*

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

*adores the peter idea*

is there ever such a thing as too much time with classical texts (says the girl whose been doing latin for ten years)?

[yabamena]

Killing Time, Quills Aren't To Be Trusted, Uner the Weather and Over the Moon, Villainy, X-Ray Eyes, Zoology For the Modern Wizard.

Hope that helps! XD