Unhealthy Coping Mechanism #15

[mousapelli]

HA HA SEE YOU LATER FOREVER LOSERS.

signup for minions below. List required accessories where necessary.
copperbadge has dibs on the sexy cane/wand microphone.

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

What? Aren't you minioning for me? Was there a coup and nobody told me?

*dons jackboots of world domination and tightens grip on the poky stick*

[goddamnbatman]

...can I have a minion?

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I would like the sexy cane please.

Can I also have the Red TA Grading Pen O'Doom? I can keep it in a hidden compartment in the cane....

[seshat1.livejournal.com]

Me! I don't *think* I need accessories...

[hobbit-feet.livejournal.com]

That is the best. Mood. EVER.

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

*requests mutual(ly pleasurable) ownership, plskthx*

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Oh, maybe this will keep your spirits up:

"How could I? This is what I get for picking a boyfriend who's a bloody mind reader." Neville tried to look exasperated and failed, as he always did whenever Harry got out of line. That was all right, though; Harry knew he'd get punished anyway. Neville glanced down at Harry's hand covering his crotch. "You know, that smart mouth of yours could probably be doing something more constructive right about now."

"Yes, Master," Harry mocked, flipping Neville onto his back and leaning down to bite a nipple. Neville hissed, then hissed again a moment later when Harry's lips closed over the head of his cock, and Harry heard Neville's thought: Malfoy should be seeing this.

Harry agreed. And if Malfoy wasn't about to come to the mountain, they'd just have to go to him -- again. It was just like the annoying little ferret to change the game mid-stream.

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

I need 5000 minions. I require a crown with diamonds. And a really cool cloak.

[instantramen]

I shall require an inconspicuous yet powerful mystical artifact, a high-quality globe, and some cute hats. Those always throw people off.

[coriolis]

is this to sign up to GET minions, or to BE a minion?

Either way, I'll want Ewan McGregor as an accessory, please. :D [/predictable]

[beagley.livejournal.com]

Yes. Please. I would like minions. Please deliver. Want 20 standard footrub/oil-bath minions. Also 45 minions for kitchen staff. Bedroom minions would also be optimal but only if properly trained and disease free. Minion is fun to say. Minion minion minion. Minion. Min. E. On. Minny Ahhhhhn. Live long and Minion. Minion, the Choice of a New Generation. You Deserve a Minion Today. What do you get when you experience "an immeasurable or infinite space of time" within 60 seconds?What do you get when you cross a Mini Cooper with an Onion? You guessed it! Minion.

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Well, since Ewan's been claimed as an accessory, I'd like Jonathan Rhys-Meyers as a sidekick. And I need a Spiffy Dominatrix Outfit.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

1. Douglas, you are insane.

2. this is a signup to BE her minion, not to have minions of your own.

XD

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

It's already common knowledge that I'm your minion, isn't it?

Accessories:
Headscarf of d00m
another copy of Princess Bride
fuel-efficient japanese car

Do I qualify? XD

[goddamnbatman]

o_O I get it now.

I'll be your minion! I just need an oversized broadsword and a pair of knitting needles!

[beagley.livejournal.com]

Well crud.
I don't think I want to be a Sara's Minion.
Unless I get to drive a Mini Cooper.

By the way...
I'm not tickling you...

-d