Remember the time your Mother had to go to Rome and muh mnuh muh

[mousapelli]

takethehouse fics are officially going up! And by going up, i mean that mine is.

You're Killing Me Here [Rusty/Danny, R]--Saul keeps trying to get Danny and Rusty to reconcile, oblivious to the fact that they have blatantly got all their business in order. Multiple times.

And also, I make fun of Linus a bunch.

In other news, Deacon-Alexander Anakin's Midicalorian count* is too high, so he has to be wrapped in this UV-emitting tube top. I think it's time to just give up and give him the robotic bodysuit and voice-changing helmet.

*or whatever count it is when they measure how much jaundice you have.