ovarious problems

[mousapelli]

in my ninth grade bio class, my teacher informed us that some woman can actually feel their ovaries releasing an egg. All the girls in the class told him he was crazy.

Flashforward to tonight in the library, where every ten minutes or so, my left ovary goes "OWTWISTFUCKOW".

Looks like I lose again. Please, try to contain your shock.

Comments

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

This is really...not your week.

*hugs tentatively*

[gmth.livejournal.com]

I felt the egg being released the night I got pregnant. It was really kinda cool. :-)

Sorry you're hurting, though. I find Aleve is a miracle drug.

[instantramen]

*offers you the Rusty Spork of Ovary Removal*

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

that's totally disturbing. *ponders the implications of this in Shin Makoku*

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

wow, that's crazyness! really cool, but crazyness.

Some Yu-Gi-Oh! was on the other night that involved Kaiba frantically doing work at his desk and organizing hostile takeovers with his phone, and I thought of you putting Smutmas together. I can only hope your trenchcoat snaps half as dramatically as his.

[instantramen]

Actually, I'm not so sure that it's rust and not dried blood that just stopped coming off... *recalls the meaning of spork-and-knife and tries to infer something totally ridiculous*

[nimori.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the wonderful world of randomly having a needle jabbed in your abdomen once a month. :| It's like... a reproductive system sound check. Honestly, I'm not using it right now; I don't need to know it's working, thank you.

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

I get that sometimes. Evil piercing pains.

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

Definitely way not crazy. Hurts, but it comes in handy when you're trying to chart or avoid fertile days. Mine were shooting for twins most months. Ouch!

[beagley.livejournal.com]

Wow. I was going to say TMI, but now I'm like, "Huh. Interesting."

[aqua-eyes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we got told that too. One girl said she could feel it. But it didn't seem to hurt her, it was just a thing.

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