mousapelli: (cock dementor)
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Are you guys serious?

You've NEVER seen the cock piano player video?

Well, that just makes me sad inside.

omfg it just never stops being hilarious.

really, really need a better crack icon

Date: 2006-02-05 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaebi-lit.livejournal.com
I think I'm a little broken now. Oh my god. It's just - the springiness! I can't get over how springy his cock is! Also, his hilarious "look at me, mom! no hands!" grin.

Date: 2006-02-05 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com
Fjhdsfkhdfkjsjnf. *watches again* I don't know how I lived without this before.

Date: 2006-02-05 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gmth.livejournal.com
That is so wrong on about a bazillion levels. All of them hysterical.

Date: 2006-02-05 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedilora.livejournal.com
Oh my word. Oh my. ::watches again:: I totally don't care that my Google Ads are going to show nothing but cock stuff for a week, I just don't CARE.

Date: 2006-02-05 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
i love that he is clearly at a talent show of some sort. AND! that he is all sweaty, so clearly this is not a 20-second routine!

what did he do before? Water Music?

Re: really, really need a better crack icon

Date: 2006-02-05 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
I can't stop watching it, and i've already seen it a billion times. it's just so CHEERFUL.

and then you get that song stuck in your head too. And you want to do the little dance while you sing it. yes.

Date: 2006-02-05 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
I often feel that way about internet cock.

Re: really, really need a better crack icon

Date: 2006-02-05 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaebi-lit.livejournal.com
Stop talking! You're making me want to watch it again, and I just know that if I click on that link once, I'll be hitting f5 for the next hour.

Date: 2006-02-05 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
is it not the best thing you've ever seen? omfg I love that guy.

Re: really, really need a better crack icon

Date: 2006-02-05 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
i'd like to be hitting that for the next hour.

uh, what?

(da da da da da DUH, da da da da da DUH, dunh dunh dunh dunh dunh DA DA!)

*caves and clicks the link again and again*

Date: 2006-02-05 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaebi-lit.livejournal.com
Oh god oh god oh god. It makes me wish I had a cock so that I, too, could play the piano with it. *buries head in hands* Can you imagine how many tries it took to practice that? And having to be his friend and watch it? "No, dude, you're totally hitting C#, not A. Let's take it again from the top."

Re: *caves and clicks the link again and again*

Date: 2006-02-05 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
*CRIES WITH LAUGHTER*

"no no, not the B flat! Man, flat's the last thing you want to B."

Re: *caves and clicks the link again and again*

Date: 2006-02-05 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaebi-lit.livejournal.com
*chokes and gasps and laughs* OH MY GOD YOU TOTALLY WIN AT LIFE. MUSIC HUMOR! DIRTY MUSIC HUMOR!

And he is so far from flat he is sharp. Or something. I'd like to touch his key signature!

Date: 2006-02-05 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedilora.livejournal.com
I have totally shared it with everyone I know who is currently on AIM. At least one of them has a mother who ALSO thanks you.

Date: 2006-02-05 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaos-rose.livejournal.com
Eeee! I still have that somewhere on my C drive from... what... four years ago? I still laugh madly. And damn, that boy can eat crackers in my bed anytiiiiime.

Re: *caves and clicks the link again and again*

Date: 2006-02-05 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beagley.livejournal.com
That is so, so wrong.
And, perhaps, so very, very right.

Speaking as a male (to jaebi_lit's secret wish), all cocks are, indeed, that springy and can indeed accomplish amusing feats by tightening a certain muscle. But I wouldn't want to be doing that for more than 5 minutes... all the bouncing around would start to get old pretty fast. Ouch.

Re: *caves and clicks the link again and again*

Date: 2006-02-06 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaebi-lit.livejournal.com
*stares* No way. You just made my mind break again because now I can't stop picturing every single male I know playing the piano song in unison. *cries*

Re: *caves and clicks the link again and again*

Date: 2006-02-06 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beagley.livejournal.com
Nah, I'm more of a xylophone guy, myself.
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