Tickling the Ivories

[mousapelli]

Are you guys serious?

You've NEVER seen the cock piano player video?

Well, that just makes me sad inside.

omfg it just never stops being hilarious.

Comments

really, really need a better crack icon

[jaebi-lit.livejournal.com]

I think I'm a little broken now. Oh my god. It's just - the springiness! I can't get over how springy his cock is! Also, his hilarious "look at me, mom! no hands!" grin.

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Fjhdsfkhdfkjsjnf. *watches again* I don't know how I lived without this before.

[gmth.livejournal.com]

That is so wrong on about a bazillion levels. All of them hysterical.

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Oh my word. Oh my. ::watches again:: I totally don't care that my Google Ads are going to show nothing but cock stuff for a week, I just don't CARE.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

i love that he is clearly at a talent show of some sort. AND! that he is all sweaty, so clearly this is not a 20-second routine!

what did he do before? Water Music?

Re: really, really need a better crack icon

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

I can't stop watching it, and i've already seen it a billion times. it's just so CHEERFUL.

and then you get that song stuck in your head too. And you want to do the little dance while you sing it. yes.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

I often feel that way about internet cock.

Re: really, really need a better crack icon

[jaebi-lit.livejournal.com]

Stop talking! You're making me want to watch it again, and I just know that if I click on that link once, I'll be hitting f5 for the next hour.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

is it not the best thing you've ever seen? omfg I love that guy.

Re: really, really need a better crack icon

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

i'd like to be hitting that for the next hour.

uh, what?

(da da da da da DUH, da da da da da DUH, dunh dunh dunh dunh dunh DA DA!)

*caves and clicks the link again and again*

[jaebi-lit.livejournal.com]

Oh god oh god oh god. It makes me wish I had a cock so that I, too, could play the piano with it. *buries head in hands* Can you imagine how many tries it took to practice that? And having to be his friend and watch it? "No, dude, you're totally hitting C#, not A. Let's take it again from the top."

Re: *caves and clicks the link again and again*

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

*CRIES WITH LAUGHTER*

"no no, not the B flat! Man, flat's the last thing you want to B."

Re: *caves and clicks the link again and again*

[jaebi-lit.livejournal.com]

*chokes and gasps and laughs* OH MY GOD YOU TOTALLY WIN AT LIFE. MUSIC HUMOR! DIRTY MUSIC HUMOR!

And he is so far from flat he is sharp. Or something. I'd like to touch his key signature!

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

I have totally shared it with everyone I know who is currently on AIM. At least one of them has a mother who ALSO thanks you.

[chaos-rose.livejournal.com]

Eeee! I still have that somewhere on my C drive from... what... four years ago? I still laugh madly. And damn, that boy can eat crackers in my bed anytiiiiime.

Re: *caves and clicks the link again and again*

[beagley.livejournal.com]

That is so, so wrong.
And, perhaps, so very, very right.

Speaking as a male (to jaebi_lit's secret wish), all cocks are, indeed, that springy and can indeed accomplish amusing feats by tightening a certain muscle. But I wouldn't want to be doing that for more than 5 minutes... all the bouncing around would start to get old pretty fast. Ouch.

Re: *caves and clicks the link again and again*

[jaebi-lit.livejournal.com]

*stares* No way. You just made my mind break again because now I can't stop picturing every single male I know playing the piano song in unison. *cries*

Re: *caves and clicks the link again and again*

[beagley.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm more of a xylophone guy, myself.