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i went to Gamestop and told them "I need to play Kingdom Hearts. Fix it." And THEY DID.

A minute and a half in, I WAS SOLD. Big-haired boys flailing at each other while UTADA HIKARU blares in the background! I was almost as much asquee about the music as anything else. God bless you, cultural fusion!

I played for four hours, and then paused to write random fic. TRUE LOVE.

Title: Even [Riku/Sora]
Rating/Warnings: PG? Okay, guys, even i'm not THAT hardcore. That part comes later, when Riku evidentally gets a lot of spandex.
Summary: Sora's used to it. Only, not at all.
AN: I'm 0 for 6 with Riku. And I did the bellyflop off the island thing.


Even

Sora's pretty used to using to losing to Riku, at just about everything, and in just about every way possible. The practice matches especially; Sora's the champion all right, but of being on his stomach with sand up his nose, or on his back with his tailbone throbbing, or of belly-flopping into the water with his sword arm's wrist ringing so much he's actually thankful for the indignity of the cold slap of water.

But this one's new.

"You…" Sora's eyes are so wide it kind of hurts, but not near as much as the crack across the ribs he just got with the flat of Riku's sword. "You kissed me!"

"Yup," Riku shrugs, smirking down at Sora as he swings his sword a little back and forth. Sora's sword is half a dozen yards away, knocked out of his grip when his ass was formally introduced to the sand and one very unpleasant rock.

"But…" Sora's cheeks feel hot and sand is sticking to his palms, "but that's not fair!"

"Why not?" Riku inquires, planting the tip of his sword in the ground so he can lean on it.

"It's just not!" Sora's cheeks flame brighter as he thinks again about the fleeting brush of dry lips against his own, and he scrambles to his feet, glad Kairi isn't here but not exactly sure why.

"It's just not!" Riku mimics, voice high and cracking. "I'm gonna tell my mommy!"

"Shut up!" Sora exclaims, coming perilously close to stomping his foot. "I'm not a little kid!"

"Then what's the big deal about a little kiss, baaaaby?"

Although he was moving in the direction of retrieving his sword, suddenly Sora switches his path to swing his momentum at Riku, aiming his weight at Riku's thighs to knock him over. He's hoping Riku will drop his sword from the impact as well, make them even, but that's never the way it goes with Riku.

Well, Sora thinks as he takes a deep breath and leans forward until Riku's eyes are a blur of jellyfish luminescence, their chests pressed together and their legs tangled, he'll have to make them even some other way.

Date: 2006-06-04 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laylah.livejournal.com
YAY YOU'RE WRITING KINGDOM HEARTS.

And it's so cute!

...Now, um, I'm just tossing this out here, but -- I've never been able to get Sora to take his pants off for fic. As Tenshi noted in a journal conversation somewhere, other people are like, "*nudge* you want to do him!" and Sora's like, "...I thought I wanted a sandwich."

May you prevail where I cannot! ^^V

Date: 2006-06-04 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jpegasus.livejournal.com
YAY :D
Oh, yay for KH, for it is my favorite game ever. And yay for Sora, who is a big dork. :D

And yay for kissyfic, and Riku was totally cheating and he knows it the punk

Date: 2006-06-04 02:41 am (UTC)
florahart: (Default)
From: [personal profile] florahart
*does not show KH-playing children your ficlet*

Kid Two wants an account at FF.net to post his game-fic. He is not 13, and is all, can't I just LIE about my age? He doesn't need to know there are other places to get this fic, though.

Heh.

:D

Date: 2006-06-04 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
I AM. I HAD TO STOP TO WRITE IT. this is clearly a powerful, powerful force.

hahaha, i can so see why that's the truth. Sora's a bit too O.O about kind of everything, but maybe I can use my forces for evil just this once...

It'll be the cutest sexy ever though. It'll probably make you want to vomit.

Date: 2006-06-04 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
Riku is so a big big cheating cheaterpants. I looooooooose.

Sora is disgustingly cute. See Also: porn woez above. I love how the first thing that happened was "Girl? what girl? there wasn't a girl here. YOU LIE."

God bless you, Japan.

Date: 2006-06-04 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laylah.livejournal.com
sora wants a sandwich (http://www.livejournal.com/interests.bml?mode=add&intid=12495788) = userinterest everyone needs. ^_^

It totally *should* be cute and silly and fluffy. And, really, I'm big on the OT3 -- Kairi's really sweet and it's clear both boys care about her a lot, and woooooooob. yus. ^^

Date: 2006-06-04 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
HA. I remember when I thought that about fanfic.

do you play? because aaaaaaaaaw, i want to put Sora in my POCKET.

Pfft those two were so wrestling on the beach all the time. when the very first thing that happens is that you have a dream you are all grabby handed with another boy, and then the SECOND thing that happens is that the same boy offers you destiny-entwining fruit...seriously, true love.

Also, the fact that you kid(s) are writing fic just makes me glow with long-distance pride. YAYZ. may you some day gripe together about fic the same way my dad and I bitch about doing NaNo.

Date: 2006-06-04 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com
*cracks up* Oh my God, you're in such trouble. :D :D :D

Date: 2006-06-04 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
*adds interest like whoa*

Just the idea that at some point somebody is going to have to explain to Sora what sex is all about...*dies of giggling*

Date: 2006-06-04 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laylah.livejournal.com
It's a fun game you can play as you go through the different worlds! "Who would I nominate to have the birds-and-bees conversation with Sora?"

whee, trauma.

Date: 2006-06-04 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
I'm at the Queen of Hearts.

"IN WITH YOUR--"

Sora: "OH GOD!"

Donald: *scrounges for pants*

Date: 2006-06-04 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laylah.livejournal.com
Every time I discover we have another fandom in common, I die a little. With GLEE.

Date: 2006-06-04 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
now may not be the time to mention that my father does a pitch perfect donald duck impression...

*GLEE* SHINY NEW FANDOM LOVE. I am all Asakawa. *rolls*

Date: 2006-06-04 06:13 am (UTC)
yabamena: (:D)
From: [personal profile] yabamena
Oh. Oh yay. I have so much yay, thank you. :D

Mmm, Riku. Cheater McCheaterson. But such with the love anyway. Or because of.

And, indeed, Sora wants that sandwich all right. [Though I really kept getting the vibe from both games that he was more about the kielbasa than the taco, if ye ken my meaning. >__>] If only there weren't the pants issue....

Date: 2006-06-04 03:09 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-06-05 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
I am at Tarzan now, who apparently talks in expletives.

"Sora !!@(*# in Treehouse *@*#$ with vine (*@#$&&@#$ panties."

Sora: "I JUST WANT A SANDWICH, I SWEAR."

Date: 2009-01-08 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillskies.livejournal.com
Tee hee. Get used to losing, Sora, hunny, because you never win. Riku is always one step ahead of you.
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