Russia Needs Its Own Tennis Anime
Jan. 18th, 2007 11:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mousapelliThe thing that kills me most about tennis (well, who knows what kills me MOST, as there is so much) is that at any time, play may stop so that trainers may come out and rub down various parts of the players' sweaty, tanned bodies.
Youzhny just called for a lower back massage, which is probably bad news for him, but it involved him stripping off his shirt AND pulling his shorts down to mid-buttock so that another muscular Russian might dig thumbs into his skin while Federer looks on from his folding chair with interest.
HUZZAH TENNIS. You can't make this shit up.
As everything else sucks immeasureably, I will cling to tennis and pretend it isn't already midnight and i've been up for 18 hours and I'm not done with anything I need to be done with by tomorrow.
Youzhny just called for a lower back massage, which is probably bad news for him, but it involved him stripping off his shirt AND pulling his shorts down to mid-buttock so that another muscular Russian might dig thumbs into his skin while Federer looks on from his folding chair with interest.
HUZZAH TENNIS. You can't make this shit up.
As everything else sucks immeasureably, I will cling to tennis and pretend it isn't already midnight and i've been up for 18 hours and I'm not done with anything I need to be done with by tomorrow.
