Not That Sort of Fantasy, You Perverts

[mousapelli]

I'm sure it comes as no surprise that I have dorky fantasies. Lately, though, they've been featuring some online friends, which is...it's odd. Because i don't have many close RL friends, this is the first time I've ever known a bunch of people that I really, really like, not just proximity-like, and would actually want to leave my house or go distances to see, rather than be dragged out of my room with utter reluctance.

So now I have daydreams where i plot things like these:

*throwing rocks at marksykins's window in the middle of the night until she sneaks out, and then we go to the all-night pancake place, but mostly just drive around aimlessly and blather on about how cool anime is.

*showing up at prillalar's house with the next couple seasons of South Park (and maybe some cheese so she will let me in the door) and watching episodes until our eyes bleed. And then maybe switching over to the best of Kamen Rider. (marks you can come too).

*Getting together with Tabris, Jemz, Shabz, and Wolf, and watching the Ageha tour DVD on a huge-screen TV with surround sound. Because that is the only way it will be louder than us screaming. Time Machine.

*The only reason storyteller isn't included in that last list is because I have special plans for an all weekend lockdown where we order lots of pizza and flail over every single w-inds., DBSK, KAT-TUN, and Arashi PV that I possess, and then investigate some new stuff together, and I get to see the keysmashing in person. and then we make icons.

*I have like 35 fantasies that involve goldie at this point, because this summer means some of them are actually possible. Like going into swanky yarn stores and being tools, or doing the free Chocolate World ride over and over just to get the free sample, or maybe just exchanging foreign junk food items. I'M A SIMPLE WOMAN.

*I had one in here about crashing on musesfool's couch and getting tattoed and then watching a Homicide or West Wing or Supernatural or whatever other kind marathon...but that's already...happened. So. Uhm, generic staying too late at a restaurant and then ice cream and tv, yes? Yes. I will even be on time this time! maybe.

You'll notice how a lot of these sound like bad dates you were on in junior high...I have others, but I think I'll just stop now...

you should comment with your similarly dorky fantasies, and I will tell you if I have one about you that is not mentioned here.

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

You can sleep on my couch anytime, sweetie. And there could totally be a SPN marathon. And a SN marathon. Danny and Casey and Dean and Sam.... god, that sounds like heaven...

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

we are so very easy to please. A series that starts with S marathon! and we should see if O13 comes out a weekend we can hang out. Not that we shouldn't hang out before that, just, in particular.

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

I want to take the_red_shoes out dancing with me, or go to a concert TOGETHER. (I bought her MCR tickets just so I could read her review of the concert when she goes, practically.)

I want to get foofy coffee drinks with florahart.

And I want to play with your ratties!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

That would be AWESOME.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

yes! I too vote for foofy coffee with flora!

oh man, you would totally love the rats. they are so fat and all about belly scratchies.

[shinigamitabris.livejournal.com]

kicking santi out for like a week and dragging you, sarsie, jemz, andrea, teej, wolfie, &tc over for a w-inds.-athon (and yes, i have a bigscreen and surround sound). with mint chocolate chip ice cream topped with the yummy chocolate wine sauce that jemz brough be from cali. :3

♥

[instantramen]

I know I've had my fair share, but the only really specific ones I can think of at the moment are going on this big national tour of awesome haunted places with lovessacrifice and visiting dizzycadence for dorking over music and SPN and Doctor Who and getting the Chicago-area experience. *brains ril gud*

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

omg YES. That's like five fantasies at once there. And wolf! I knew i was forgetting somebody big there *so tired*

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

ooh, that sounds like fun too! I keep thinking i will get to OH in a manner that makes it possible to hang out with out, but i don't have any specific plans as per what sort of festivities that would ideally entail. ♥

[therhoda.livejournal.com]

You know these sound so cool I want to just hagn around in your fantasies for awhile. Although i bet If we all got together Not a person would make a coment on why I set a special marker into the dvd I burned of the kaizokuban KATTUN concert to the very start of Jin's solo. *grumbles about husbands with comentary tracks*

If you do end up in the great devoid that is known as Ohio you can so crash out at my place as i live in the middle of this waste land!

[instantramen]

Well, there'd have to be an assortment of "this is the Cincinnati area!" doings, because we've got more malls and shopping centers and libraries and museums and parks and movie theaters and book stores than you can shake a stick at, there's the Cincinnati Zoo and the Newport Aquarium if you want to actually see our white lions and special baby-making Sumatran rhinos and whatnot, and of course you'll have to sample the local cuisine (which amounts to picking your favorite place for "Cincinnati" chili, maybe hitting up a LaRosa's, definitely Graeter's, and/or having a nice sit-down at a Montgomery Inn). We would mostly have to make our own fun on the dorky front, but that can't be TOO hard to do when our powers combine.

*...didn't know that silly Cornhole game started here*

[prillalar]

My fantasy about you is to cosplay Akihabara@deep characters and go to the maid cafe in Toronto. I just have to find myself a toggle coat and I'm all set.

Seeing William Shatner in concert with shikishi.

Otherwise, it's just all about meeting people and drinking and talking. Showing Trailer Park Boys to anyone who will sit still long enough to watch an episode. And did I mention drinking?

ignore me cos I'm tipsy

[goldie.livejournal.com]

We are so taking over Purl SoHo. We can stay at the iMac hotel and take the subway, because I so worked that out last time I was there *wins only not really cos everyone else totally has but HEY, I'm an inexperienced Aussie girl and Marks and Robin totally did everything else and how come all of this is between asterisks?*.

Chocolate sounds good to me, for I am a simple woman too *brings you tim tams and yarn*

[goldie.livejournal.com]

...there's a maid cafe in Toronto???

...you ARE coming to Prophecy, right Hal? Forget the HP element, none of us are actually going to the con. COME PLAY MEETUP AT THE MAID CAFE WITH US.

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[shabzilla.livejournal.com]

TIM TAMSSSSSSS!!1111

I'm sorry I must've eaten like HALF the stash you brought to Lumos alone. :x

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[goldie.livejournal.com]

AND I LOVED FEEDING THEM TO YOU. For you are awesome and SHABZ and you deserve my Australian chocolate. :>

:x:x:x

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[shabzilla.livejournal.com]

WHAT-- OH GOLDIE ILUSM. SRS. I WISH I WASN'T POOR BECAUSE THEN I'D COME TO CANADALAND TO HANG OUT WITH ALL YOU GAIZ. DDD:

♥♥♥

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[goldie.livejournal.com]

OMG ILUSM2! It is a freaking SHAME you cannot come this year because I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH WAHHH! Win the lottery Shabz, there's a good chap. There's a maid cafe....

!!!

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[shabzilla.livejournal.com]

DDD:!

I am starting a new job. If I get paid well enough maybe I can come. D: BUT IT IS THE UNLIKELIEST THING EVER.

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE ONE WITH YOU AND THE LIBRARY.

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

I had a dream about reading LJ with you and making t-shirts with stuff printed on them. I don't even remember what the shirts said! And I daydream about crocheting with you and having rats crawl around on the yarn like Oreo used to do.

SURE they aren't THAT sort of fantasy. ^__~

[storyteller.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHHA!!!! I envision 48 straight hours of shiny, dancing asian boys. *____* The only possible downside is smacking each other as we *FLAIL* wildly everytime something incredibly hot happens (like, every other second). :DDDDD

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

well, hell, why didn't you SAY there would be baby-making Sumatran Rhinos? Who can beat that?!

♥♥♥ Maybe I can actually nail down something for real this summer, as my dad is going home to OH for his class reunion. We have family out there and stuff ^_^

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

i am reasonably sure that the special marker would in fact receive laud and accolades.

Goodness, there is lots of Ohio on my flist! it's funny how my friends live in random bunches...

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

I am so, so all about that, because Marks gave me box-gloves for christmas, and i could so make myself a sexy hat with little stars all over it.

It really is just about the hanging out, you're totally right. it's just such a RELIEF to go "that is the sexiest henshin i have ever seen" and not have the other person say "oh god, here we go again."

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[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

....there's an imac...hotel? ASDLKFADKLFAJSDKF. WE ARE SO FREAKING THERE. I fail so much at the subway....

I will have to figure out what hershey delicacies I can tempt you with. Most of all though, you absolutely must have a whoopie pie. A fresh one, that actual pennsylvania dutch people make. if I took you to a farmer's market in Lancaster, your head would totally explode from the whoopie pie alone. And fresh strawberry milk!

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

NO? DO TELL. DO I GET SHOVED UP AGAINST THE STACKS?

Why is there no JE library porn? aside from, y'know, the obvious...

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

yes! There should totally be crocheting and rat-crawling! Elizabeth could hang out with my godkids, who are all roundabout the same age, and they could toddler-argue over whose blankets are cooler.

Okay, maybe it's That Kind where you are involved ^__~

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

We will be black and blue for sure. but we will match the o-sei han go set.

I think that my head would actually explode if I did nothing but watch asian shiny people with you, because you are the BEST FLAILER EVER. IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING but okay. One time I had this dream that I moved to your city and didn't realize it -- that it was your city, I mean -- and then I went to the library where you worked (did you used to work at a library, or was my brain making this up?) and somehow we started chatting at the front desk and got on the topic of Japanese boybands, and a lightbulb went off in my head, like maybe this is mousapelli! but where are the preteen boys? so I leaned over the desk, real casual-like, and asked "so, who's Keita's boyfriend?"

You went "trick question, he has two," and I breathed "Mouse!" and you were all "FELLOW PERVERT!"

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

Cool!

[instantramen]

Our Sumatran rhinos are FAAAAMOUS! I still think it's kind of funny that we've got the "sexiest zoo in America", but there are lots of different babies every year so who am I to argue?

Yeah, every year you mention visiting family in Ohio I want to tell you to watch our for the rednecks or something to that effect. They're everywhere.

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

yours and tabs' fantasy w-ins! I would probably put on DBSK on tabs' tv and then just jam to it.

PLUS, we can play the w-inds. drinking game. >:3 and scream and dance and flail like 20billion times.

and if I ever convince her to get an xbox (if she doesn't have one already) and get it modded, we can also watch ANY OF THE PVS and CLIPS of w-inds., arashi (she has that limited edition 5x5 box set!!! *jealous*), WaT, DBSK, and any other cute, dorky boys on TV!!!!!!!!!

*FLAILS*

OH MAN. WHY CAN'T THAT FANTASY COME TRUE! OH WAIT. IT CAN. IN TORONTO, BABY. *FLAILS*

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[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

TIM TAMS!!!!!

They were so yummy!!!!!!! I probably snuck off ate a 1/4 of your stash at Lumos (alongside Shabzy!)

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. I did work in the library, in VT! And there was just such a desk that you might have leaned over.

Did we go make out in the quarto section? Cause we should have.

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[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

are we talking about the pod hotel (http://www.pickwickarms.com)? because that is the COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. THERE IS A BUNK BED POD. *FLAILFLAIL*

[therhoda.livejournal.com]

well it is a big state. But since it seems you have place to go in most of the regions of it. You could spend time just going from section to section. Of course ramen_addict is right the cinncy Zoo has it all over our Columbus zoo.

Ah if you were to say bring extra W-inds and other such goodies my daughter would love you. Of course she is still upset about any new KAT-TUN footage apparently even 19 month olds prefer it with Jin in it. Although i think you would appreciate the screams of joy if you put in Haha and she heres the music cue up. Hubby swears I have ruined her for life, I keep insisting resistance is futile and she will never feel guilt over watch cute asian boys. He dosn't understand that it is a good thing.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

i've heard mention of this drinking game, and i want to know the rules. Do you drink every time they do something gay? or grope each other? or make ridiculous engrish comments? cause it doesn't seem like it would be a very long game that way...

the next dvd player i get is going to be one of those crazy, all-region, dvix, etc dvd players, and it will be GLORIOUS.

TORONTO. SO EXCITED.

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

basically, the w-inds. drinking game is something I came up with Tabris as something to do while we watched all the concert tours back to back when I came to see her last September. not that my blatant goal was to get Tabris drunk as possible.

It's basically a drinking game in which someone picks a rule to drink to every time one of the boys (or more! depending on the rule) does something such as a shot for every time Keita winks or a shot every time Ryuichi grabs his crotch. There are a number of rules to drink to. Everyone picks one and everyone else will point out the occurrance and enforce the drinking.

It is great fun since Tabris and I had a blast going "WINK!" every time Keita winked to make teh_0live drink a shot. especially since he did every 5 seconds in 1st Message Tour.

for more info on the w-inds. drinking game (or otherwise known as THREE SHEETS TO THE W-INDS.) go here and click on "three sheets to the w-inds." (http://w-inds.itsumademo.net/). elise_maxwell's site is hilarious and so cute, so it's worth it to read through the rest of the site.

OMG. YES. THAT WOULD BE LOVELY. But the XBOX, give the right scripts, can also play YOUTUBE videos on the tv. *_*

TORONTO WILL BE A BLAST. I CAN HARDLY WAIT!

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[goldie.livejournal.com]

YES! Except it wasn't called that when we stayed there, so they must have only jjust done it up. It's all small and cute and uses the space really well and has an iPod radio on the bedside table and it was just Really Cool. Marks knew about it from her parents staying there I think? Before it was a Pod :D

WE CAN STAY IN THE BUNK BEDS OMG.

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[goldie.livejournal.com]

asdhklshaf you fail at it? Robin and Marks took us on it a couple of times and then I took over after they left - even Alex was impressed. *preens*

...this all just sounds AMAZING. Except the whoopie pie, because I am somewhat scared of that. I want some fried cheese though.

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[goldie.livejournal.com]

WAHHH look at flights into NY cos that's always cheaper!!!!

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[goldie.livejournal.com]

YES!!!!!

You can get them over there now, you know! From, um, cost plus world mart, or something? They call them Arnotts Originals though!!!

♥♥

[jpegasus.livejournal.com]

Okay okay, this is my "actually I don't want this to happen" fantasy -- but we've got this list of all the cool people we know (from rl or fandom) who we would totally want with us if/when the zombie attack comes. I link to imagine what our bunker commune would look like and the jobs everyone would have.

But I don't really want the world over taken by zombies. I imagine we'd have little time for PS2, and I like running water/electricity too much.

[prillalar]

I admit, Prophecy never crossed my mind. I have to use my summer vacation to go to a family reunion in Saskatchewan in August. Possibly I will die of mosquito bites. I wish I could come and play with you instead!