Minimalist Hiakus

[mousapelli]

Earlier:

mousapelli: also at the chinese buffet
you know how all chinese restaurant employees more or less look alike
they're all wearing the same apron and look reasonably respectable and that sort of thing
marksykins: yes, sometimes a hat
mousapelli: well, this place had the one emo goth chinese buffet employee
slouching along disdainfully
with his very pale stuff and big earrings and super long hair
and i really had to try hard not to giggle every time i saw him condescendingly plunk down a container of peanut chicken or whatever
marksykins: the world is too weary for peanut chicken :|
mousapelli: he probably hides in the walk in freezer and reads minimalist hiakus
they're only 1-3-1
marksykins: hate/peanut sauce/sad
mousapelli: pink/momo-chan/fuck

And then later:

mousapelli: ten words of hikaru no go porn and you'll be putty in my hands
i can even write you a minimalist hiaku
black/it's your turn/white
marksykins: ...i love that
i/won't lose to/you
mousapelli: AHAHAHAHAH
marksykins: you know nothing's beating that

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

Comments

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Way to explain the Momo-chan thing, Hakase. ♥

[florahart]

*snickering madly*

...or:

snick/ering mad/ly

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

night/you make me/lol

no/not said ell/ohell

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

/>:)
all your base
-teg

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

LOL, i figure everybody knows what i'm talking about, and if they totally don't, they'll still be on the right track.

())

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

that's/so fscking/cute

you/make my flist/l33t

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

min/imalist/poems

sweep/livejournal/yay!

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I/HAS LEET HAI/KU

IN/VISIBLE/BIKE!

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

Pi/lots of guys/sex

How/many? Who/cares.

there's a tego in this brain

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

mousapelli: "Would you pay $3500 to see Michael Jackson? That's what several hundred Japanese fans did last night, attending a dinner with the former star and getting to talk with him briefly, and pose for photographs, and most of the attendees said it was a bargain for the chance of a lifetime. The former King of Pop arrived in Japan this week to the cheers of thousands of fans who had camped out at Narita Airport to greet him, and he was soaking all the attention up. He also made a surprise appearance on the popular TV show SMAP x SMAP, in which the five-member "talent" team cooks an exquisite meal on camera while they talk with the guest. You cant have a famous visitor to Japan without Queen of Movie Subtitles Natsuko Toda at his side, and she was there, translating for Michael and the SMAP members as they did their best to make him feel welcome in Japan."
Marks: i KNOW. i read about that.
Marks: smap, jesus
mousapelli: *dying*
mousapelli: johnny kitazawa was all "you like boys?"
mousapelli: "come on over, i have lots of boys"
mousapelli: "they sing and other stuff too"
Marks: ikuytresxdcfv
Marks: and clint eastwood smirks knowingly
mousapelli: AHAHAAHAHAH THE FACT THAT YOU KnOW ABOUT THAT
Marks: HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I HSTE YOU FOR KNOWING THIS
Marks: YES
Marks: DAMN YOU
Marksv: HSTE=HATE, BUT I HSTE YOU TOO
mousapelli: ehehehehehe
mousapelli: my plan isn't to get you into jpop
mousapelli: it's to make you eventually forget that you aren't there already
Marks: this has to be illegal somewhere
Marks: some subtle form of abuse
mousapelli: *tweaks the brain subtlely*

Re: there's a tego in this brain

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Just pretend I formatted this right.

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

i/want juka/fic

she'd/be a GOOD/goth

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

you/can't see me/blokes

I am replacing all your nouns with "pants."

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/news_jpop/722562.html

THIS IS WHAT PASSES FOR WANK IN OUR FANDOM.

Re: I am replacing all your nouns with "pants."

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Oh God, that's hysterical. Did you have a love meme after the trauma?

Re: I am replacing all your nouns with "pants."

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure JE fandom could have a love meme. Without something going horribly wrong, I mean. It's like, a rule of the universe.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

yes/we can, you're/nude.

From the completely obvious statements file...

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Your icon says climidaya.

I.

I don't know what to do with that.

Re: there's a tego in this brain

[therhoda.livejournal.com]

I think i should point out i saw this and was laughing so hard i had to try and explain it to the husband. He is now adament that The sprog can not watch her KAT-TUN vids anymore! How is this their fault??

[daisy-chan.livejournal.com]

PFFFT! I want an irritated gothy Chinese waiter to write me Go haikus. XD

gackt-chan/was made by/buttsex

Re: there's a tego in this brain

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

Pfft, switch over to Arashi or something. There's one PV where they spend the whole thing singing on a rainbow in top hats, and another where they are all singing in a shower using the showerhead as their microphone. DORKS. SUCH LOVE.

OR you could try DBSK, but that would probably ruin your kid for non-asians for the rest of her dating career.

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha! Now I'm all emo about my peanut allergy. I have no haiku ability, but it would involve poisoning the world with peanuts: die, die, die. I'm going to dress all goth now.

*Sob* Peanuts are tasty!

[meupatdoes.livejournal.com]

OK, there was a notable scene here at Panera Bread that directly resulted from me reading this post and nearly spraying my ice tea over the patrons at neighboring tables.