mousapelli | I Belong At the HoJo's

I meant to have some Jinfic for Jin's birthday today, but instead I have a rec and one of those stories that can only happen to me.

Soft Skin Boys-Kame/Jin, NC-17, Pretty Woman AU. It's HILARIOUS, and sweet, and full of, well, of Jin, and I say unto you that the idea of Jin and Pi working a corner together is like the best mental image that I have had all week.

“I know. I should have called last night. It was, um.” Now Jin blushes a little, whispers furiously, “I was kind of distracted. No. No. Yes. No! NO, FUCK YOU, PI, HE’S REALLY HOT.”

And here is the story: so I'm on the HoJo's porch as usual, reading this fic and talking to Jemz, who linked me the fic in the first place and the following occurs:

mousapelli “A lot of your movies are really bad,” Pi says. “I’m sick of your face.”
ROTFL OMFG
okay you aren't going to believe this
but seriously, a little family of japanese tourists just came up beside me
they are sitting in the rockers next to me
THERE IS A SMALL JAPANESE CHILD SITTING NEXT TO ME SMILING WHILE I READ J-PORN
*WEEPS AND WEEPS*
swtjemz jflakjfa;lf
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
THAT"S SO CUTE
mousapelli SHUT UP SHUT UP NOT FUNNY
AND NOW I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD AND THEY ARE LOOKING AT ME
swtjemz you should bring up huge pictures of Jin and point them out to the little kid
mousapelli noooooooooooo

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