the sex bracelet scandal
Nov. 22nd, 2003 01:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mousapelliApparently I've been sending out secret sexual messages.
According to the article, I'm advertising for kissing and oral sex with my gel bracelets, and quite a few of either act. Which makes the fact that the kid at the Wendy's asked for one of my bracelets last week absolutely hilarious (wonder if he plans to collect). Even funnier is the way the article claims you have to "snap" or "break" the bracelet off somebody to claim your sex act. You ever tried to break off a gel bracelet? They're RUBBER, good luck with that. perhaps that's what you get when you do sex articles with fifth graders as sources.
So wait. If purple means kissing and purple sparkly means french kissing and blue means oral sex...what does blue sparkly mean? pleasedon'tberimming
According to the article, I'm advertising for kissing and oral sex with my gel bracelets, and quite a few of either act. Which makes the fact that the kid at the Wendy's asked for one of my bracelets last week absolutely hilarious (wonder if he plans to collect). Even funnier is the way the article claims you have to "snap" or "break" the bracelet off somebody to claim your sex act. You ever tried to break off a gel bracelet? They're RUBBER, good luck with that. perhaps that's what you get when you do sex articles with fifth graders as sources.
So wait. If purple means kissing and purple sparkly means french kissing and blue means oral sex...what does blue sparkly mean? pleasedon'tberimming
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Date: 2003-11-23 07:31 am (UTC)Thank god! I really thought that gel braclets might be the end of fifth grade purity.
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Date: 2003-12-01 05:18 am (UTC)they're yellow, orange, pink, and blue, from what i remember.... damn, i was a slut.