First Prize is a Blue Ribbon and a Fried Snickers on a Stick

[mousapelli]

I've been watching CNN nonstop for days. I'm a total addict, and Lou Dobbs is at least as badass as Jack McCoy.

But apparently I'm getting a bit blasé about reading the headlines properly, because one was just up that said that Palin's husband "denies allegations that he meddles in state affairs" and i totally read "denies allegations that he models at state fairs."

And two minutes went by before I was like "...wait."

ETA: "We have more Hoovers than an appliance store." LMAO, I can has economics injokes.