I Am Too Old To Vacation With My Parents

[mousapelli]

OH MY GOD IF MY FATHER DOESNT STOP SNORING I AM GOING TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT

I'm not even trying to sleep yet and it's the most annoying noise in the entire world.

Comments

[gmth.livejournal.com]

THROW SHOES AT HIM AND THEN ROLL OVER AND PRETEND YOU ARE ASLEEP WHEN HE WAKES UP.

I may or may not have done this a few times myself when trapped in a room with a snorer and if you are quick enough you can pull it off. :-)

[shangrilove.livejournal.com]

I went on a trip with a friend of mine to rural China. She sleep talks as well as snores very loudly. I ended up sleeping on the floor of our hotel bathroom. She woke up in the middle of the night to find me gone and started freaking out cause she didn't speak a word of Chinese. Anyways, the point is, depending on how desperate you are, you could be sleeping on your bathroom floor.

[rooneytunes.livejournal.com]

I used to throw pillows at my Dad until it woke up my Mom or I ran out of pillows, which in that case I would get up and walk across the camper to get them and it would wake one of them up anyways, and the snoring would stop for 10 min.

[hikaeru.livejournal.com]

Your dad must be very tired...
Just let him snoaring but...
Snoaring sometimes may cause death jyanai? Abuneee...
Be patient!!!

[grismunk.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it make u want to smother them with a pillow?
Soon as Rufus get's back from Iraq his first stop is a sleep study for a sleep apnea machine.

[shabzilla.livejournal.com]

why is this giving me a deja vu feeling... ;D

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

Roll him over to his side!

[daisy-chan.livejournal.com]

Once when I was little, I had a friend sleep over and she woke me up in the middle of the night exclaiming, "There's a wild animal in the house!"
Oh, snoring. Why must you be so obnoxious.

If your father isn't a prideful beast like mine is, try to persuade him into trying Breath Right strips (http://www.breatheright.com/products/nasal_strips.asp). They work!