Operation Site Anniversary: Hour 4
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mousapelliBeen all boys so far, so I think next I'll throw in a bit of that Femmslash ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sociofemme requested.
"Oh, Orli..." Elijah sighed, "you're such a girl..."
no, for real.
Gender Gap
"Boys," Hermione said in disgust as she plopped down on the kitchen bench next to Tonks.
"Want to talk about it?" Tonks asked, sipping her mug of tea calmly.
"Not really," Hermione snarled. "Ron and Harry just kicked me out of their room to do boy things."
"Where's Ginny at?" Tonks inquired.
"They let her stay!" Hermione growled.
"Have some tea," Tonks advised, summoning another mug and pouring in hot water from the kettle sitting in front of them. "The way I see it, revenge is in order."
"Oh?" Hermione raised an eyebrow as she dunked a teabag violently. "What sort of revenge?"
"We should go sit outside their door and do girl things," Tonks nodded. "And when they come out, we won't let them play."
"What do you mean by 'girl th'…oh!" Hermione exclaimed as she felt Tonk's hand brush the hem of her skirt. She set down her mug with a slosh, face turning red.
"Are you in?" Tonks asked, sliding a little closer on the bench, rubbing her foot against Hermione's calf.
"Yes!" Hermione exclaimed as Tonks' fingers slipped a little higher up her thigh, then blushed even darker. "I mean, yes, good, revenge, sounds reasonable."
Mugs of tea forgotten, Hermione trailed quietly up the stairs after Tonks, past where the portrait of Mrs. Black had been before Remus had killed it, to stop in front of the door to Ron and Harry's room. Laughter wafted through the door, and Hermione's look of hurt returned.
"They just wanted to get rid of me," she sighed.
"They'll be sorry in a moment," Tonks announced, pushing Hermione up against the door and kissing her firmly. One hand tugged Hermione's shirt out of her skirt and brushed across her stomach, the other picked up where it had left off before trailing up her thigh.
"Oh!" Hermione gasped, letting her head fall back against the door with a thunk. The laughter from inside stopped, but Hermione barely noticed.
"You're going to have to make more noise than that," Tonks informed her, worrying Hermione's earlobe with her teeth.
"Oh, god," Hermione whined obligingly, but it was more because she was squeezing Hermione's nipple than because of the request.
"Still not enough," Tonks reported, drawing back one foot without ever stopping what she was doing to Hermione and kicking the door hard several times in a row.
Right as Tonks' hand finally slipped into the right place, the door opened suddenly, spilling Hermione to the floor with Tonks on top of her.
"If you stop, I 'll murder you," Hermione gasped, thrusting against Tonks' hand.
"Yes ma'am," Tonks mumurmed before going right back to business.
Ron and Harry stared in half-horror, half-fascination.
"Girls," Ginny remarked derisively.
sociofemme requested."Oh, Orli..." Elijah sighed, "you're such a girl..."
no, for real.
Gender Gap
"Boys," Hermione said in disgust as she plopped down on the kitchen bench next to Tonks.
"Want to talk about it?" Tonks asked, sipping her mug of tea calmly.
"Not really," Hermione snarled. "Ron and Harry just kicked me out of their room to do boy things."
"Where's Ginny at?" Tonks inquired.
"They let her stay!" Hermione growled.
"Have some tea," Tonks advised, summoning another mug and pouring in hot water from the kettle sitting in front of them. "The way I see it, revenge is in order."
"Oh?" Hermione raised an eyebrow as she dunked a teabag violently. "What sort of revenge?"
"We should go sit outside their door and do girl things," Tonks nodded. "And when they come out, we won't let them play."
"What do you mean by 'girl th'…oh!" Hermione exclaimed as she felt Tonk's hand brush the hem of her skirt. She set down her mug with a slosh, face turning red.
"Are you in?" Tonks asked, sliding a little closer on the bench, rubbing her foot against Hermione's calf.
"Yes!" Hermione exclaimed as Tonks' fingers slipped a little higher up her thigh, then blushed even darker. "I mean, yes, good, revenge, sounds reasonable."
Mugs of tea forgotten, Hermione trailed quietly up the stairs after Tonks, past where the portrait of Mrs. Black had been before Remus had killed it, to stop in front of the door to Ron and Harry's room. Laughter wafted through the door, and Hermione's look of hurt returned.
"They just wanted to get rid of me," she sighed.
"They'll be sorry in a moment," Tonks announced, pushing Hermione up against the door and kissing her firmly. One hand tugged Hermione's shirt out of her skirt and brushed across her stomach, the other picked up where it had left off before trailing up her thigh.
"Oh!" Hermione gasped, letting her head fall back against the door with a thunk. The laughter from inside stopped, but Hermione barely noticed.
"You're going to have to make more noise than that," Tonks informed her, worrying Hermione's earlobe with her teeth.
"Oh, god," Hermione whined obligingly, but it was more because she was squeezing Hermione's nipple than because of the request.
"Still not enough," Tonks reported, drawing back one foot without ever stopping what she was doing to Hermione and kicking the door hard several times in a row.
Right as Tonks' hand finally slipped into the right place, the door opened suddenly, spilling Hermione to the floor with Tonks on top of her.
"If you stop, I 'll murder you," Hermione gasped, thrusting against Tonks' hand.
"Yes ma'am," Tonks mumurmed before going right back to business.
Ron and Harry stared in half-horror, half-fascination.
"Girls," Ginny remarked derisively.
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Date: 2004-01-28 05:43 pm (UTC)Ha! Very Hermione. (But you might want to fix the apostrophe on "Tonk's".)
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Date: 2004-01-28 06:05 pm (UTC)and *snerk* for your icon as well. Tres appropriate.
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Date: 2004-01-28 06:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-28 09:13 pm (UTC)And Tonks isn't a Bible character, either. >D
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Date: 2004-02-12 07:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-24 02:48 am (UTC)<---KIND OF A SUCK UP
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Date: 2004-04-09 12:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-18 12:44 pm (UTC)Ginny's reaction was the best. xD <3
Verrrry good!!!
Date: 2004-05-31 01:13 pm (UTC)*lol* This line cracked me up!!! It even made me leave a comment *gg*
Insanity
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Date: 2004-07-07 05:35 pm (UTC)i don't do much with Ginny other than to make her be vaguely creepy in several of my fics, but I really did like her last line in this fic. If you'd like to do something with her, feel free to go right ahead (is that a mixed metaphor?). I have three brothers myself, and I always would rather hang out with boys than girls, so I just kind of threw that in there randomly.
so yeah, if you want her, take her.
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:16 am (UTC)I really love the dynamics between these two....hmm...permission to write something smutty, simply because I need a challenge? (feel free to challenge me...^^)
favorite line: "If you stop, I 'll murder you," Hermione gasped, thrusting against Tonks' hand.
"Yes ma'am," Tonks mumurmed before going right back to business.
heee!
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Date: 2005-04-13 01:29 pm (UTC)Very Tonks, too.
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Date: 2005-06-23 07:29 am (UTC)I very rarely enjoy slash, but this. This was just brilliant. Very good dialogue, well written and highly enjoyable. Not to mention very erotic.
Awesome work!
you guys are fucking perverts
Date: 2005-07-24 07:52 am (UTC)Re: you guys are fucking perverts
Date: 2005-07-25 08:40 am (UTC)And JK said herself that she's all right with fanfiction. Proves what you know, you fucking n00b.
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Date: 2005-07-25 08:41 am (UTC)Re: you guys are fucking perverts
Date: 2005-07-25 03:32 pm (UTC)note the use of the contrary to fact subjunctive.
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Date: 2005-07-29 07:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-30 12:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-30 07:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-02 02:40 pm (UTC)"Yes ma'am," Tonks mumurmed before going right back to business.
Ron and Harry stared in half-horror, half-fascination.
"Girls," Ginny remarked derisively.
XD Awesome fic. You should totally write more femslash.
kudos
Date: 2006-02-19 01:42 am (UTC)"Ron and Harry stared in half-horror, half-fascination.
"Girls," Ginny remarked derisively."
Perfect! I can picture their faces!
Re: you guys are fucking perverts
Date: 2006-07-25 08:23 pm (UTC)bitch.
xoxoxo hunchback =)
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Date: 2006-11-29 09:51 pm (UTC)Re: you guys are fucking perverts
Date: 2006-12-15 03:16 am (UTC)XP
Date: 2007-02-05 12:08 am (UTC)Hardy, har, har! I lurve this short little ficy. Do girls things that makes boys be afraid, lolz!
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Date: 2007-05-03 03:41 am (UTC)Haha! I jumped around squealing after I read this, and my family thought I had gone nuts. I tried to explain the joke with out revealing it was porn. They just stared.
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Date: 2007-07-26 02:28 am (UTC)Ali
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Date: 2009-07-15 09:46 am (UTC)the next time me and a group of my girlfriends are talking and my mates interupt us and ask 'what you doing'? I'll reply 'girlie things' and so think about this :)
cheers mate
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Date: 2010-05-19 05:09 pm (UTC)hell yeah
Date: 2012-01-29 03:56 am (UTC)