mousapelli | It's a Saturnalia Miracle

Jackoweskla: "Rock band Anzen Chitai gave up on last night's concert halfway through due to problems with its frontman. Vocalist Tamaki Koji (52) seemed to be drunk as he got into arguments with audience members, forgot lyrics and finally collapsed on stage."
Mousapelli: oh my goodness. it's easy to forget how spoiled we are with johnny's
J: speaking of, did you hear nyc's getting another single?
M: yeah you'd think he'd give up on that
J: just in time to force them on to kouhaku again
M: i was really really hoping the last failure would put him in the mood for a surer bet
and i might get kitayama and fujigaya duets
which is ALL THAT I WANT DAMMIT
i mean what do i have to do to get a release i actually want? does chinen have to get drunk abuse the audience and pass out on stage?
J: "THIS IS FOR YOU, OHNO" as he whips out his cock
M: *DYING*
J: i feel dirty
M: CRYINGGGGGGGGGGG this is going right on my lj
J: nino would go lorena babbit on him then and there

Also i've been watching Big Bang Theory all night and I CAN'T STOP.