Let's Not Discuss What Happens When I Sneeze

[mousapelli]

it needs the red berries.

I'm on my last pair of pajama pants and sitting on a beach towel. FML. When did i even become my fucking mother, goddammit.

*drinks more real coke*

Comments

[musikologie.livejournal.com]

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO US WHHHHHHHY

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

i'm sick of it. it's like i'm being punished for not reproducing, when the reason nobody will reproduce with me is because MY BODY IS SHIT. maybe if you weren't so FAT AND DYSFUNCTIONAL then I could trick somebody into doing it!!