i don't usually do this but...

[mousapelli]

Your HP Shag by irr4tional
User name
Age
You start off by shagging	The Weasley Twins
in the	Infirmary
whilst being watched by	Sirius Black
Then have a quickie with	Cedric Diggory
whilst both wearing	Red lipstick and eyeliner
and yelling	Follow the Snitch!!!!
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

and while we're at it:

A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
Look up:
Definition:	The crime of using too much black nail polish.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

but not too much eyeliner, you note. Because that is impossible.