oh anne rice

[mousapelli]

RL update: still sick. developing spots all over hands and feet. local doctors baffled.

in other news:

Dear Anne Rice:

Please write for a million billion years, because nobody is easier to make fun of than you. anybody could. 12-year-olds who are writing epics about Snape's undying love for Harry entitled "My Heart Will Go On PLZ RR PLEEEEEESE" are snickering at you right now.

It isn't so much that you blatantly DO need an editor, or that you clearly have no idea how to express yourself in a concise and intelligible manner, it's that you post your inadequecies on a public forum for all to see and enjoy.

This is the sort of entertainment I am wont to pay $6 at a movie theater for. I leave this icon as an offering in thanks.

much love--Sara

Comments

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

Go you!

Oh, I hope you feel better soon. This is Not Good. *Hugs*

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

thanks..i'm starting to feel more human, although the stigmata is growing markedly worse...

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

Is Jesus coming back soon then? Tell him to give me a call.

Are your spots hives?

[cleverthylacine]

Feel better!

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

thank you! Although no seems to know what the stigmata is all about, they don't seem to think i will die from it.

[holli.livejournal.com]

Urgh-- hives, now? Hives *suck.*

At least you have Anne to entertain you, and if you get bored I will find you pr0n in new fandoms.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

they aren't really hives, in that they don't itch and aren't raised welts or anything. they are just little red spots. that hurt all of the sudden. and exist primarily on my hands and feet.

their best guess so far is that my body is pissed off because it is so diseased.

[shezan.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[laylah.livejournal.com]

Am also consumptive sick, so feel your pain.

And the Anne!wank makes everything better, doesn't it? I probably spent an hour on f_w yesterday, reading the mockery and giggling, and quoting choice bits at other people.

awwww

[slay4angel.livejournal.com]

*hugs* being sick sucks, I know.... feel better soon

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Autobiography. of. Jesus.

I have no words. OH ANNE RICE.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

she's just batshit crazy, isn't she? who knew she was every bit as nuts as we've all been saying she is. I'm glad she lets it all hang out for us to see like this.

[lady-russell.livejournal.com]

In her defense, she did write The Violin, which is a very good book. Okay, the first half sucks. And she has a sicker mind than Stephen King. Than me! And should I be defending her at all?

[akussa.livejournal.com]

This, combined with your Anne Rice icon, made me snerk for quite possibly the longest time ever sustained by a human. ;-) I love it! You should see how much they're ripping her apart on burnt_rice. Woo-boy.

And I must ask, also, where did you get the picture for your "Supreme Deity" icon? It looks so bloody familiar but I can't place it. Too many slashfests... they all begin to blur...

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

It's a shot of Brian and Curt from Velvet Goldmine actually. It's one of the promo shots, i believe, rather than something that actually appears in the movie. I photoshopped in the text myself after writing a ficlet where Sirius paints that on himself in dark chocolate to apologize to Remus.