An EXCLUSIVE interveiw by Rita Skeeter!
Aug. 7th, 2003 01:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mousapelliRita: Rita Skeeter here, with an exclusive interview! I have with me here JKR’s two biggest stars, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy! They have a startling announcement for the entire wizarding community!
Draco: We’re gay.
Harry: With each other!
Rita: I thought you said this was a startling announcement?
Draco: *shrugs* Ehh.
Rita: So, there are rumors going around that you two are ready to go canon.
Draco: Oh, that’s all rot, we’re fanon all the way. Not like Sirius and Remus, those sneaky bastards.
Harry: Ourloveissoillicit!
Rita: I see…and what do two fanon fellows such as yourselves do when you aren’t starring in slash fics?
Draco: Oh, you know, the usual…we like riding our brooms, bondage, finding new uses for Snape’s office furniture…
Harry: and girls!
Draco: *tsk* NO, Harry, we don’t like girls, remember? That’s why we’re being interviewed?
Harry: Oh, right…
Rita: Riiight…say, don’t you two have some lovely pictures to show us?
Draco: Absolutely! We’ve decided to showcase our love through the medium of questionable photography.
Harry: I wanted to do Interpretive Dance.
Draco: Yes, we KNOW, but Lockhart was unavailable, remember? Anyway, we’ve done a session with Colin, and here are the best of the lot.
Rita: Thank god…even the Flamel Prize for Journalism isn’t worth this…
Some Questionable Photography, courtesy of Colin Creevey
Draco: We’re gay.
Harry: With each other!
Rita: I thought you said this was a startling announcement?
Draco: *shrugs* Ehh.
Rita: So, there are rumors going around that you two are ready to go canon.
Draco: Oh, that’s all rot, we’re fanon all the way. Not like Sirius and Remus, those sneaky bastards.
Harry: Ourloveissoillicit!
Rita: I see…and what do two fanon fellows such as yourselves do when you aren’t starring in slash fics?
Draco: Oh, you know, the usual…we like riding our brooms, bondage, finding new uses for Snape’s office furniture…
Harry: and girls!
Draco: *tsk* NO, Harry, we don’t like girls, remember? That’s why we’re being interviewed?
Harry: Oh, right…
Rita: Riiight…say, don’t you two have some lovely pictures to show us?
Draco: Absolutely! We’ve decided to showcase our love through the medium of questionable photography.
Harry: I wanted to do Interpretive Dance.
Draco: Yes, we KNOW, but Lockhart was unavailable, remember? Anyway, we’ve done a session with Colin, and here are the best of the lot.
Rita: Thank god…even the Flamel Prize for Journalism isn’t worth this…
Some Questionable Photography, courtesy of Colin Creevey
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Date: 2003-08-07 03:37 pm (UTC)*choke*
*splutter*
Those are adorable. I especially liked the post-coital hair-playing one.
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Date: 2003-08-07 03:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-08-07 06:58 pm (UTC)Thank you. You made my bad day good again.
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Date: 2003-08-07 09:56 pm (UTC)I have noticed you have a Neverwhere drabble on your journal. That + praise for erotic legos = you getting Friended.
You may be intrigued to know that Amazon has a DVD version of Neverwhere up for preorder. We're not sure really what's going on there, but you can check it out here (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000A14WF/qid%3D1060293352/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/102-4511560-6468120).
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Date: 2003-08-07 10:34 pm (UTC)I have seen the DVD, but I can't afford it. I am a poor, lowly student. *g*
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Date: 2004-03-31 05:23 pm (UTC)