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mousapelliso i'm working at the Reserves desk this morning, and a girl comes up to get a book, a really pretty girl, you know, the kind that wouldn't talk to me unless I was in the way or something? and in the midst of saying something catches sight of The Snake, and it makes her completely lose her train of thought and stare for a second.
then she goes, "that is the hottest tattoo that I've ever...oh, is it just marker?" *peers closer while Sara babbles something about sharpies* "That's a shame because that would be the sexiest thing ever if it was permanent. Mmm, sexy."
i am COMPLETELY not making up the 'mmm' part either.
*whimper* please stop encouraging me. don't you understand I have to get a job soon?
then she goes, "that is the hottest tattoo that I've ever...oh, is it just marker?" *peers closer while Sara babbles something about sharpies* "That's a shame because that would be the sexiest thing ever if it was permanent. Mmm, sexy."
i am COMPLETELY not making up the 'mmm' part either.
*whimper* please stop encouraging me. don't you understand I have to get a job soon?
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Date: 2005-02-08 05:12 pm (UTC)*craves*
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Date: 2005-02-08 06:52 pm (UTC)*has an ickle orgasm*
haha, your icon! is so NOT a bad idea!
when i flex my third finger, the snake's tongue flickers over my knuckle</small
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Date: 2005-02-08 06:58 pm (UTC)That scene is the first time I liked Kimberly, in the icon there -- where he reaches for Gecko's tail like that, and Gecko's like "Wait! Were you about to turn me into a bomb?!?" and Kimberly just looks at him and goes, totally deadpan, "Bad idea?"
*hearts the snark*
That's absolutely adorable. Nice little snake.
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Date: 2005-02-08 05:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-08 06:54 pm (UTC)the universe is conspiring to sink me ever lower into the echolons of white trash (not that it's a long trip)
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Date: 2005-02-08 06:13 pm (UTC)Haha. That's fantastic!
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Date: 2005-02-08 06:58 pm (UTC)\/\/\/\9~
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Date: 2005-02-08 09:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-08 06:18 pm (UTC)And...tattoos are so f-ing awesome!!! I am of Filipino ancestry so I've been hankering to get one that represents my roots and I know someone who could possibly do it.
*Playing Devil's Advocate* You know you wanna tattoo... just hope that your potential employers aren't afraid of snakes and likes tattoos! ^___^ I love the "Mmm, sexy" part a lot!
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Date: 2005-02-08 07:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-08 07:18 pm (UTC)seriously though, it's an amazing thread. if that doesn't suck people into watching The_Leaky then i don't know what the hell can.
*smooshes you*
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Date: 2005-02-08 07:15 pm (UTC)ahaha, you mean you know i wanna another tattoo *points to icon* and oh fuck YES i do, but i haven't come up with anything else i wanted on me yet.
...this snake is so fucking hot. *WANTS*
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Date: 2005-02-09 05:50 am (UTC)As for the snake....Yyyyeeesssss..... @_@ Tattoo...*agrees with the wanting*
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Date: 2005-02-08 06:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-08 07:21 pm (UTC)actually, i adore my job, because most of the time i'm in periodicals, and microfilm is not really a high ticket item, so i pretty much sit there in front of a ethernet-ed computer and get paid to do my homework.
and lol, have we ALL been librarians? I've outed like three of you with this post alone!
Mmm, sexy
Date: 2005-02-08 06:31 pm (UTC)I would have grabbed her and kissed her, which no doubt would have resulted in serious embarrassment. I respond oddly to (female) compliments (like "OMG, I'm desperate--wait, I'm married").
This never happened to me working at the library. There were two cute, friendly South American girls, but they turned out to be uber-Christian missionaries' daughters. :(
Re: Mmm, sexy
Date: 2005-02-08 07:12 pm (UTC)"OMG, I'm desperate--wait, I'm married"
lol! i'm only suffering from the first one of those. my response, as you can see, was to babble like a virginal high school boy from the AV club.
they turned out to be uber-Christian missionaries' daughters. :(
that is the real sin here, if you ask me.
did i say congratulations about the house yet? Congratulations! it's gorgeous!!
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Date: 2005-02-08 08:45 pm (UTC)Those two girls had the most lovely hair, and they liked gardening and writing like I do... No fair.
Yeah, I can't wait to move into it! It's going to be a lot of work though. Just a couple more weeks and then the madness begins. And then I can plant my roses and sit in my jacuzzi.
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Date: 2005-02-08 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-08 07:09 pm (UTC)only, you'd probably have to warn against the licking. Sharpies are yummy, but not for the tummy.
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Date: 2005-02-08 07:19 pm (UTC)Ahahahaha! Llkjsda.
And, OMG, the H/D is so hot you can get HIT ON VICARIOUSLY!!!1
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Date: 2005-02-08 07:24 pm (UTC)you know how i said if it moved, i'd be fucked? i've just discovered that if i flex my third finger, the tongue flickers over my knuckle
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Date: 2005-02-08 07:23 pm (UTC)Wow. Profundity, S. *g*
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Date: 2005-02-08 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-08 07:42 pm (UTC)Wait. That's not right.
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Date: 2005-02-08 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-08 08:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-08 08:37 pm (UTC)Hey, maybe when you're a teacher, you can pick up the parents of your students by flashing a bit o' the snake.
That sounds so wrong.
Parent-teacher conferences, anyone?
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Date: 2005-02-08 10:06 pm (UTC)"why, Mr. Jones, Danny has so much potential" *lays conspiratorial hand on knee* "I can see exactly where he gets it from" *flexes third finger*