The Road to Hell is Paved with Fangirls and Tennis Balls

HEY WANT SOME VEGETABLES?!

*hugs*

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the eggrolls have vegetables! they have lots of vegetables!

(it probably doesn't count when you DEEP FRY them, though.)

i'm having awful trouble typing. yay drunken monday nights!

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Yeah, but is Miss Apelli eating the vegetable-laden eggrolls? I'm having some sort of turkey experiment for dinner tonight, and I'm excited about it. :D

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she's eating them and LIKING THEM HA HA HA

Miss Apelli. i like that.

mmm, turkey experiment! what kind of turkey experiment?

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Well, meatloaf. Only...neither of us has ever made meatloaf. And we don't have a loaf pan. But, er, we have french fries! And asparagus!

HAHA, MISS APELLI LIKES VEGETABLES. MOUSAPELLI/VEGETABLES, OTP!!!1

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have you a recipe for meatloaf? it's not that hard. i mean, if midwesterners can do it...

YES HA HA OTP SARA/CABBAGE+GREENBEANS+CARROTS

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Yes, we have a recipe. It seems to have come out all right, so kudos to the boy! We're waiting for the fries, but I had a little bite and some tomato sauce should fix it right up.

WHEN SARA GROWS UP, SHE'S GONNA MARRY A CARROT.

I miss you two. :D

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you are so fired. how many of those have you had, anyway?

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we miss you too!!one!!!eleventy!!

and you two are out of control.

we do italian meatloaf, which is like regular except italian breadcrumbs and a cup of tomato sauce. it makes amazing sandwiches.

and come on now, once you deep fry something, that is the end of it's vegtable orientation. it becomes a transgroup food.

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Four! Eleven! Twenty! FIFTY SEVEN!

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OMG! *misses like crazy*

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Our meatloaf is Italian turkey, too! We used parmesan, bread crumbs, and way too much oregano. Luckily, I like oregano. Ph34r my (boyfriend's) c00king skillz.

And now I want to deep fry the leftovers. Hmm.

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MMMMM DEEPFRIED MEATLOAF!

Hey, sara, what do you want for dinner tomorrow? ;)

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HAHAHA. How much have you had to drink, young lady?!

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dipping_sauce

And we don't have a loaf pan.

I once saw a cooking show where they made meatloaf without a roasting pan. They just molded the uncooked meatloaf into a lump on a cookie sheet and baked it like that.

They also put bacon on it.

Um. I'm not very helpful. Sorry.

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That's what we did! *nods* Well, without the bacon. Now I feel trendy and proud of us, so you've been very helpful indeed.

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a thing of cider. you know, the cardboard thing, with six bottles? one of those things.

and there's some stout in there i'm eyeing after this...

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mmm, bacon meatloaf. that sounds very tasty. but rather odd, too, at the same time.

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You put back a six-pack already? I'm impressed. And proud. And, mm, stout! It's the alcoholic beverage choice of kings!

I've only now realized how absolutely appropriate your default icon is.

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this is chicory stout, though, so i kind of have to be already a little gone before I can stomach it. too strong! but just right to wrap up a night with. tomorrow, i start with the guinness. :)

the cider is so yummy, though! you hardly believe it's alcohol until you start dancing in the kitchen to music you just made up and almost slip and fall because you spilled some olive oil earlier. and also because that sentence was so so os hard to type.

i used to have a shirt that said that. it was appropriate then and it's appropriate now. XD

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You're just waiting for someone to come along and take advantage of you, aren't you? <333

And, yeah, chicory isn't a starter drink. I want some guinness. We don't have guinness. I think we do have cider, though...and wine!

*makes you type more* I'm so mean. :D

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OH IF ONLY.

guinness is key. most definitly. i had to edit that four times. i still think it's wrong.

whip me beat me make me write [bad checks]! :P

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You spelled definitely wrong, so yes, it's still wrong.

*whips*

*beats*

Now, write me a check, wench!

Or some porn. You could write me some porn.

Or I could write Sara some porn. *changes whole fic from Neville/Draco/Harry to Carrot/Sara/Cabbage*

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*writhes happily*

PORN! Yes, i think you should write me some porn. XD

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Oh, so now I'm supposed to write YOU some porn? *sighs* Fine.

*is easily manipulated*

--

Ginny knows her path is all planned out for her, and she knows that's because she's the only girl. Every time she speaks to her mother, she can see the way Molly gets that faraway look in her eyes, probably dreaming of the time Ginny will come to her for advice on how to be a better mother, a better wife, and Molly will get to do all of those things she's dreamt of ever since her seventh child came into the world.

Sometimes, it makes Ginny sad to know when she said she got over Harry, she really meant it, and that Michael and Dean and Ernie were all piss-poor substitutes for what she's really been missing in her life.

Hint -- it's not a hard cock.

Pansy is soft, so soft everywhere that Ginny sometimes thinks she might break her because, even though Ginny's a girl, she's all angles and elbows, sharply jutting hipbones, and callused hands from her broom, so all that softness makes Ginny feel like she's drowning. But Pansy never breaks, not when Ginny pushes her into Moaning Myrtle's bathroom (and, oh, the name has never been more apt), not when Pansy's skull makes a sickening cracking noise as Ginny shoves her up against the nearest wall, and definitely not when she has her robes gathered up to her waist and knickers down around her ankles as Ginny's fingers spread her apart and Ginny's tongue darts into the sweatyhotsaltyyes, licking over and over until Pansy's making so much noise that even Myrtle shuts up because she can no longer compete.

That noise just does things to Ginny -- splits her apart into a million Ginny-shaped pieces and remakes her again, and Ginny thinks -- knows -- she can't go without it, that she's the one meant to be the hard one and her angles and elbows have never felt so good, so right as they do when Pansy's yielding to her.

Ginny knows her path is laid out for her, knows it as sure as her name, and she never meant to be a disappointment. Sometimes, though, things are inevitable, and fate has other plans.

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*g* Darn you. ;)

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YYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYA MARKS WROTE ME PORN OMG

And it's SO GOOD OMG! *gasps with teh hott* I love butchy toppy Ginny! THank you thank you thank you so mujch!

*hugs liek woha*

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I can only write butchy toppy Ginny! That's why I can't write Harry/Ginny because they're both all toppy in my mind and there's this order to things! Though Neville would totally dom both of them, the little w00b.

And hahaha, hugs liek woha is the funniest comment ever. :D :D :D

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i think it would be funny to get ginny and harry together trying to top each other. and then have neville walk in, roll his eyes, and totally take control of obth of them, and they're so shocked they obye and it totally sets the mood for the rest of the relaionship. neville WINS!

i meant whoa. =D speling is the first thing to go! *G*

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instantramen

That's how my mom makes meatloaf babies!

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swimchica623.livejournal.com

if you want to win, you have to make fried macaroni and cheese casserole.
get the recipe for homemade macoroni and cheese, made with whole milk and cheddar cheese. then you top it with lots of cheese like on a pizza sorta. bake it.
then when its been in the fridge (cuz its supposed to be wiht leftovers) cut it into a few squares and deep fry them.
this has got to be the most unhealthy food ive ever heard of. it was on the food network awhile back.
either that or chocolate-covered (like that magic shell coating) cheesecake. or both for the most unhealhty meal!!

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fantomeq.livejournal.com

Dude, I love pierogies!

I was shocked to take a good look at my pesto sauce ingredients today. Apparently, I hadn't thought that 1/4 cup of olive oil was particularly bad for me, but it has over 100% of the RDA for fat! Not to mention the rest of the meal...

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hahahaha, ellen has gone through a bottle of olive oil in three days. she's got to be stopped.

for some reason, all this discussion of meatloaf has made me really hungry for meatballs *ponders this*

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are those like mini meatloafs? that's what my family makes. you make a batch of meatloaf stuff, but then you put handfuls of it in a muffin pan rather than baking it all together. they're really good with ketchup.

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