He'll be a Fry Cook on Venus

[mousapelli]

Ellen: "I have an idea! let's have a contest to see who can make the most unhealthy food!"

me: "I'm game. you go first."

Ellen: "I will wrap bacon around water chesnuts and bake it!"

me: "eh, that's not that impressive."

Ellen: "Then I will make eggrolls and deep fry them in three inches of oil!"

me: "Stand aside, watch and learn. I'll take the unused cheese-mashed-potato perogie filling from the fridge, squish it into cakes, and fry those suckers in the dregs of your oil."

Ellen: ".....you win."

*munches*

but i'm having diet vanilla coke, so think of all the calories i'm saving!

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[marksykins.livejournal.com]

You spelled definitely wrong, so yes, it's still wrong.

*whips*

*beats*

Now, write me a check, wench!

Or some porn. You could write me some porn.

Or I could write Sara some porn. *changes whole fic from Neville/Draco/Harry to Carrot/Sara/Cabbage*

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

*writhes happily*

PORN! Yes, i think you should write me some porn. XD

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Oh, so now I'm supposed to write YOU some porn? *sighs* Fine.

*is easily manipulated*

--

Ginny knows her path is all planned out for her, and she knows that's because she's the only girl. Every time she speaks to her mother, she can see the way Molly gets that faraway look in her eyes, probably dreaming of the time Ginny will come to her for advice on how to be a better mother, a better wife, and Molly will get to do all of those things she's dreamt of ever since her seventh child came into the world.

Sometimes, it makes Ginny sad to know when she said she got over Harry, she really meant it, and that Michael and Dean and Ernie were all piss-poor substitutes for what she's really been missing in her life.

Hint -- it's not a hard cock.

Pansy is soft, so soft everywhere that Ginny sometimes thinks she might break her because, even though Ginny's a girl, she's all angles and elbows, sharply jutting hipbones, and callused hands from her broom, so all that softness makes Ginny feel like she's drowning. But Pansy never breaks, not when Ginny pushes her into Moaning Myrtle's bathroom (and, oh, the name has never been more apt), not when Pansy's skull makes a sickening cracking noise as Ginny shoves her up against the nearest wall, and definitely not when she has her robes gathered up to her waist and knickers down around her ankles as Ginny's fingers spread her apart and Ginny's tongue darts into the sweatyhotsaltyyes, licking over and over until Pansy's making so much noise that even Myrtle shuts up because she can no longer compete.

That noise just does things to Ginny -- splits her apart into a million Ginny-shaped pieces and remakes her again, and Ginny thinks -- knows -- she can't go without it, that she's the one meant to be the hard one and her angles and elbows have never felt so good, so right as they do when Pansy's yielding to her.

Ginny knows her path is laid out for her, knows it as sure as her name, and she never meant to be a disappointment. Sometimes, though, things are inevitable, and fate has other plans.

--

*g* Darn you. ;)

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

YYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYA MARKS WROTE ME PORN OMG

And it's SO GOOD OMG! *gasps with teh hott* I love butchy toppy Ginny! THank you thank you thank you so mujch!

*hugs liek woha*

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

I can only write butchy toppy Ginny! That's why I can't write Harry/Ginny because they're both all toppy in my mind and there's this order to things! Though Neville would totally dom both of them, the little w00b.

And hahaha, hugs liek woha is the funniest comment ever. :D :D :D

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

i think it would be funny to get ginny and harry together trying to top each other. and then have neville walk in, roll his eyes, and totally take control of obth of them, and they're so shocked they obye and it totally sets the mood for the rest of the relaionship. neville WINS!

i meant whoa. =D speling is the first thing to go! *G*