so, i'm reading Arrian's the Campaigns of Alexander, and there's one part that says:
"[Darius] making for Issus, established himself without being perceived in Alexander's rear...Alexander, not trusting the report that Darius was in his rear..."
and all i could think was: "Cartman! There's a 50-foot satellite sticking out of your ass!"
"Screw you guys, you guys are just messing with me!"
"[Darius] making for Issus, established himself without being perceived in Alexander's rear...Alexander, not trusting the report that Darius was in his rear..."
and all i could think was: "Cartman! There's a 50-foot satellite sticking out of your ass!"
"Screw you guys, you guys are just messing with me!"