Nuts to You

[mousapelli]

There was just a squirrel in my apartment.

I heard a little skitter by the door, but didn't look up, because i was busy watching Roddick serve the fuck out of Federer (and you know, if i was being serviced at 145 mph, i'd have a lot of love too), and then when i did look, there was a huge, Franklin & Marshall sized grey squirrel chilling out on the little rug by the door.

After they flashed the current standings on the screen, he scampered back outside. I wonder who he's rooting for?

Comments

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

WTF? He should have rung the doorbell. Mulciber could have had a new friend.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

you know, i wouldn't really put it past mulciber to be having furry little friends over while i was out during the day.

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

Mulciber needs a girlfriend!

[instantramen]

He'd heard tales of the bouncing walnut, but now he can tell the other squirrels that he's seen it with his own eyes.