happy new year to me

[mousapelli]

copperbadge reports that it is the year of the dog with fire (Year of the Dog BURNING), which makes sense as I will turn 24 this year. Since I'm a fire sign in the Western Zodiac, perhaps it will be a good year for me. Although I doubt there will be as much porn as in the year of the Metal Rooster (hard shiny cock?)

Further internet research reveals that I am in fact water-dog +Yang, which apparently makes me Sea Water. The first word of description in the +Yang column is 'odd'.

Well, yes.

As usual, my horoscope is eerily accurate even when they are strange (Aries-Taurus cusp wtf?) I can't find a site that will tell me what my 'secretive' animal is, but I'm hoping for rat.

Speaking of rats, the litter I might get new boys from looks to have all dark fur, and 5 out of 9 are boys! huzzah!