I was very pleasant at the battle

[mousapelli]

while cleaning my room, i found about a billion notebooks in which i took basically no notes of consequence, BUT i did often write down random hilarious things my professors said.


From the Glorious Greek Professor

About a girl dressed as Artemis: "How do you think this girl died?....no, not in a hunting accident."

"You'd think the moral of the story here would be that when there's projectiles involved, you shouldn't fight in a circle."

"I can free you from the chains of 'men...de...' "

" 'phainomai saphron', I am clearly wise...wait, that's not right."

"We're all going to be frightfully pious."

"if you need foreigners, why not get get some tall, blond ones to be scary in Rome?"

"I just accidentally conquered all of Gaul. there were these people on my border...oops."

"Dikaeopolis, so nice to see you, have a fruit basket."

"It's in the book! It's number D!"

"I distribute? I've used that like ten times in my life, and two of them were right now."

"I was pleasant at many battles. May I kill you please? Oh, you got me!"

"I will never have a car without seatwarmers ever again, It has CHANGED my LIFE."

"His page got folded, it upset him."

"Those short alphas are always waiting around to mug you in Central Park."

"It's a fascinating story of a costume party gone horribly wrong..."

"Greeks did not wear pants...no, stop laughing, i'm serious..."

From some other random professors:

"Cooper was a writer who...has lots of time...I feel like i'm trying to sell you a used car."

"Cooper didn't know he was writing 5 novels...it's kind of Terminator 5."

"Avoid expressing the ecstatic declaration of the obvious."

"You're all a bunch of snivelling conformists."

"It's graphically perverse...that sounds more exciting than it is."

(about the writers of the 19th century) "They would shit their pants if they could see a Pontiac commercial."

and then from me:

"This presentation could be eligible for the Albus P. Dumbledore Vagina Award."

Comments

[qem_chibati]

"I just accidentally conquered all of Gaul. there were these people on my border...oops."
Oh! Julius Caesar?

Its always fun when Professors add in random comments. =D

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

hee, i'm sure it was. I had the most hilarious professors ever. The Roman history one had this ridiuclous british accent and said "booty" all the time so it sounded totally dirty. "and then the persians came to the Peloponnese for some Grecian BOOTY."

[laylah.livejournal.com]

if you need foreigners, why not get get some tall, blond ones to be scary in Rome?

...Liam says, "whut." >->

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

so, haha, i was just talking about you with marksykins because we were talking about people being in your fandom, and I was all "I want to write the high school AU where the Bijou boys all are on the tennis team and Pearl is the exchange student!"

....only i kind of actually really do.

[jpegasus.livejournal.com]

...that would be ADORABLE

JUST SAYIN'

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

*snuggles you*

*eyes laylah's birthday*

[laylah.livejournal.com]

That would be fabulous! Really, the only substantial difference is that most of them would have to wear pants. Except Jasper, most likely. He's so the Kazuhiro of the group. ^^

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

*cackles deviously*

[laylah.livejournal.com]

oh, and just so you know?

"You want to help with lessons?" Lazuli asks, stroking Lapis's arm. "These are pretty important words."

Lapis nuzzles at Lazuli's throat. "Mmm, they are." He cups Lazuli's face in both hands. "Words like kiss." He presses their lips together, slow and lingering, and Lazuli makes a sweet little sound into his mouth.

"Kiss," Lazuli repeats, when they part, and looks over at Pearl expectantly.

Pearl swallows, watching them warily. "Kiss."

"Love to," Lapis says, and claims his brother's mouth again as Lazuli laughs.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

GFNAKKKSDFJKJKAARGHhot.

omfg languagekink. *rolls all over you* don't stooooooop.

Pearl is going to be your accidental superstar, you know that right? all my Bijou bunnies seem to involve him right in the thick of things, babbling incomprehensibly.

[1anonymous1.livejournal.com]

"Avoid expressing the ecstatic declaration of the obvious."


I so want to use that sometime.

[instantramen]

We need more fascinating stories of costume parties gone horribly wrong is all I'm saying. (They're playing the song that goes with my keywords right now. Awesome!)

[i-smile.livejournal.com]

"We're all going to be frightfully pious."
That doesn't help, though; even the most pious of men die in the plague. :(


Does every Greek book in the world star Dikaiopolis?

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

ahahahaa YES. Well, i think it's just that Athenazde is one of the only decent ones, really.

Plus, naked men with rocks and oxen! "Note, no clothes...perhaps so he can be closer to his rock."

[i-smile.livejournal.com]

Some Greeks had very special relationships with their rocks. <3

Athenaze was cool, but the first section in my new Greek book--also starring Dikaiopolis, but this one's family has died--is "The Insurance Fraud", and it goes on later to show atheistic youngsters illegally burning their brothers' bodies on other people's funeral pyres while the Spartans sail into the harbour. :D So much more interesting than modern language texts.