I Win! I Mean, Wait

[mousapelli]

Brother: *plays GTA Vice City badly* "GODDAMMIT!"

me: "Still the yacht mission?"

Brother: "I swear to god! I can't win! It's like playing Russion Roulette with an empty gun!"

Me: ".......I'm not sure you exactly grasp how you win Russion Roulette."

Bonus Link from gmth": Abridged Yu-Gi-Oh! episodes on Youtube. HYSTERICAL. "You turned him into a Mime!" "Dammit, doesn't anybody know the rules to this game?!"

Comments

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

I read that as "trying to kill myself with Russian Roulette, but with an enpty gun", which wins for sheer desperation. *grin* I feel his pain (although it was worth it for the drunk driving mission and the blatant slash at the end).