Hows Tricks
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mousapelliLJ Trick or Treating
Knock on my door (ie, leave a comment)
Say "Trick or Treat!" (ie, put "Trick or Treat!" in your header)
Show me your costume (ie, give me a fandom and some characters)
And I will give you treats! (ie, write you ficlets!)
I could list fandoms, but I have like a billion, so just do your worst.
and speaking of tricks, wtf are you doing my layout, lj?
Knock on my door (ie, leave a comment)
Say "Trick or Treat!" (ie, put "Trick or Treat!" in your header)
Show me your costume (ie, give me a fandom and some characters)
And I will give you treats! (ie, write you ficlets!)
I could list fandoms, but I have like a billion, so just do your worst.
and speaking of tricks, wtf are you doing my layout, lj?
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Date: 2006-10-31 10:38 pm (UTC)Re: Trick or Treat!
Date: 2006-10-31 11:03 pm (UTC)"All over his..." Ryo furrowed his brow.
"ALL OVER!" Kame shouted. "NOTHING BUT PEEPS."
"What the hell?" Ryo scratched his head. Usually he could puzzle out Jin after a few minutes of pretending he had the cognitive ability of a retarded goldfinch, but this had even him stumped.
Junno, however, cracked up.
"Don't you GET IT?!" he demanded in between gasps for air when Kame jumped six inches in the air and Ryo turned to glare at the idiot. "He was going as a CHICK MAGNET."
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Date: 2006-10-31 10:38 pm (UTC)(you know I'm not big on this, I just like reading your hp stuff...so dont feel obligated to put in too much effort for me XD)
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:08 pm (UTC)It wasn't that she didn't love the Weasley's parties, it was just that last year the twins had magicked her tights into spidersilk (which felt nice but crept into Places) and also Molly's Festive Punch had been the sort that hit back after you took a chunk out of it.
"You'll fit right in then," Remus said from the doorway, "because we're going as Muggle pagans."
Hermione lowered the book to tell Remus exactly where he could put his ritual walking stick, but choked on the retort when she found Harry and Remus wearing nothing but cheeky grins and some glitter.
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Date: 2006-10-31 10:38 pm (UTC)Or if you're not up for that, Danny and Rusty.
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:19 pm (UTC)Dean smirked, because he knew exactly what it would take to put an end to Sammy's inconvenient 'social taboos.' "Want a peanutbutter cup?"
"No," pulled his fingers apart just enough to glare at Dean, "I refuse to take any part of your illicit booty."
"C'mon, Sammy," Dean nudged the bright orange plastic bag a little further towards Sam across the Impala's front seat. "All's fair, y'know? They were way too old to be trick-or-treating. It was my moral imperative to put a stop to their shenagins."
"It was your moral imperative to leap out of the bushes at them, screaming like a maniac?"
"I can spot TPers a mile away." Dean shoved a whole fun-sized (honestly, this size wasn't that much fun really) Butterfingers in his mouth and smiled condescendingly. "And those, baby brother, were TPers."
"I'm not related..." Sam cut off when Dean reached a little deeper in the plastic bag and actually pulled out a roll of toilet paper.
And then he delivered the coup de grace. "Clark bar?"
Sam called him a bastard and snatched the candy out of his hand.
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Date: 2006-10-31 10:50 pm (UTC)*^^*
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:29 pm (UTC)"What's not?" he inquired. It was hard to keep his face straight while his insides were liquifying from the sheer cute of Ritsuka's Seigaku costume.
"Those." Ritsuka narrowed his eyes at the fake black kitty ears which definately did not match Soubi in any way. "That's not a costume."
"Isn't it?" Soubi reached up to finger one of the ears, keeping an eye on Ritsuka's blush. "What do you think I'm going as, Ritsuka?"
"You're a--" Ritsuka swallowed, scowled harder, dropped his gaze to the side. "--you know. A--"
"I'm afraid I don't see what your objection is." Soubi really was having a hard time fighting down the smile now, as Ritsuka's face was flaming and he was clenching his fists. He looked mad enough even to maybe give some orders, and a shiver of pleasure hissed up Soubi's spine at the thought.
"Hey, Youji!" the shout behind Ritsuka made him jump and whirl, teeth bared. Natsuo grinned and made the skirt of his angel costume swish back and forth. "Hurry up! Soubi's dressed like a virgin!"
Soubi sagged against the doorway, holding his stomach from laughter, as Ritsuka reached up and bent Natsuo's halo in.
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:01 pm (UTC)Re: Trick or Treat!
Date: 2006-11-01 12:56 am (UTC)Winry kept protesting, but Scieszka, who always was more cowed by a direct order from a superior no matter how polite, got an arm through Winry's and dragged her off. Riza gave them a last wave and then shut the door.
It wasn't that she didn't enjoy Halloween, Riza reflected as she poured herself a glass of water and picked up the paperback she'd laid on the table when the girls had arrived to coerce her into coming out. It was sort of...cute, she supposed, the way it let all the boys act out their little superhero fanasies.
But for her, it was really just more relaxing to settle on the couch, nestle into the cushions, and open her book...
...at least for another half hour or so, and then she was totally getting out the leather corset and the thigh-highs and the whip and showing up to Gracia's part just late enough to make Mustang's other eye pop right out of his head.
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:06 pm (UTC)^_^
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Date: 2006-11-01 01:53 am (UTC)"Come ooooooon," Jin wheedled, clasping his hands in front of him and pouting hugely. "We even talked Ryo into it!"
"You talked Ryo into this?" Kame raised an eyebrow. "How did you talk Ryo into this?"
Ryo coughed and flashed Kame a sheepish V.
"Kame-kuuuun." Jin sidled up close and slid an arm around Kame's waist and sat his chin on Kame's shoulder. "Pleeeeease? We just have to have a better group costume than Junno, Koki, and Nakamaru this year!"
"And they're being Sasuke's group from Naruto," Yamapi informed Kame with huge eyes. "And Junno's being Sakura."
"Fuck," Kame said. "Junno looks great in pink."
"It's the only way," Jin intoned, and Kame sighed.
"Okay," Kame gave in, and Jin and Yamapi cheered, "but only if I get to be Sailor Mercury."
Yamapi opened his mouth to protest and Jin kicked him in the shin.
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-01 04:02 am (UTC)"It IS though." Tamaki just kept repeating it, in tones of a person who believes fervently that if he just says something enough times, everyone else will become a believer too. "Because you usually wear the MALE uniform."
"Yes, Tamaki-senpai," Haruhi decided that she would try one more time, and then she would smash her teacup right over Tamaki's head or maybe ask Kyouya to have a talk with him. That seemed a bit harsh of a punishment, but she was nearing the end of her rope. "But the point of halloween is to dress as something you aren't. And, you see, I AM a girl."
"But not a girly one--ah, I mean," Tamaki backpedled when Haruhi lifted her teacup higher, "not--you know, with the dresses and the squealing and the fawning all over me and things."
"That's what you want me to be?" Haruhi asked very quietly, dropping her gaze to the floor. "The kind with the squealing and the fawning?"
"Y--" Tamaki frowned, and even though Haruhi wasn't looking, she could practically hear the gears in Tamaki's brain grinding in reverse. "N-no. No, I...no."
So in the end Kyouya picked all their costumes, and Haruhi went as Gackt and Tamaki went as a fangirl, the squealing fawning kind, and everybody asked why he wasn't in costume.
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:32 pm (UTC)JUSTIFY? X3 <3<3<3
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Date: 2006-11-01 12:12 am (UTC)----------------------------
Kio had no idea how this had happened. Honestly. None.
"Kio-taaaaan," slurred Youji, grinning endearingly, ears twitching behind his devil's horns. Kio took a quick step back because he had seen the way Youji had been 'accidentally' nailing people with his heels all night.
That meant he slammed right into Natsuo, however, who curled around him immediately like a creeper vine.
"You want to share, right?" Natsuo smiled up at Kio, rubbing his cheek against the velvet corset of Kio's bar wench costume.
Kio held the pitcher of beer up a little higher and tried to figure out how this had gone so heinously wrong. He should have known better, really, but when normal people asked if they could bring friends to a college party, they meant COLLEGE friends, not sixth graders!
One of them, there was no point in trying to figure out which, snapped Kio's garter belt, making him yelp and slosh the beer a little. Kio glared across the room, where Ritsuka was sitting on a stool beside Soubi, clutching a soda in both hands and being purred over by a group of girls in their art class who were dressed like the Sailor Moon-tachi.
"Hey!" Youji yanked hard on Kio's 'tail' until he looked down. "Pay attention to us!"
"We're way more fun that Ritsuka and Soubi," Natsuo added, and when ice-cold fingers suddenly snuck up Kio's skirt, Kio upended the pitcher over Natsuo's head.
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:37 pm (UTC)OR
What can you get Touya Akira into as a costume? Treaters choice.
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Date: 2006-11-01 01:30 am (UTC)"You come here through a toilet, Shibuya," Murata commented without taking his eyes off the mirror where he was inspecting his much cooler Prince Charming costume. "You didn't have any dignity to start with."
"But I have to lead the first dance!" Yuuri stared glumly at his apparel. "I can barely dance normally! How am I supposed to do it in this...this!"
"You haven't been paying attention during your lessons, then," Murata turned to grin at Yuuri, and his glasses gleamed. "And I'm asking Yozak to give you redial help starting tomorrow."
"I hate you," Yuuri said weakly. "And I want to die."
"Yes, yes, I know." Murata patted Yuuri's shoulder. "Now, come one, Your Highness, it's time to go have the masquerade's opening dance with your fiancé."
When they entered the main ballroom and everybody turned to look as the Maou and the Sage were announced, Yuuri fought down the urge to throw himself in the punch bowl and hope for either teleportation or perhaps just merciful death.
But then he caught sight of Wolfram, glowering angrily beside a gushing Celi in his matching bearbee costume, and suddenly Yuuri found he couldn't stop smiling.
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:47 pm (UTC)Re: Trick or Treat~!
Date: 2006-11-01 04:34 am (UTC)She didn't really expect any response, since the only person in the room was Watari. Misa had been hoping to draw Raito out to a party with her--she was MisaMisa! She needed to put in appearances!--but Raito had just sent her away. Ryuzaki's wide-eyed assertion that she looked like a bird at a formal event, even coming from underneath fuzzy black kitty ears, hadn't really cheered her up either.
Even Matsuda was nowhere to be found, out running errands or doing research or some other pointless thing. Misa could have gone alone, but then people would just talk about her, and anyway, what fun was that? Better to stay here, where she could be close to Raito. Only a couple floors down, was still close, right?
There was a soft tap on her shoulder, and Misa turned away from the glass to find Watari offering her a glass of water.
"Misa is very pretty," Watari assured, smiling in that gentle way he had, and Misa just couldn't help but smile back. "It would be a shame to get so dressed up and not go anywhere, hmm?"
"Yes!" Misa's smile got wider, and suddenly she felt much better. She stood up and shook out her skirts. "MisaMisa has to make appearances, after all!"
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Date: 2006-11-01 12:05 am (UTC)Taka-san and Fuji.
Also, I love you. Let's get married.
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Date: 2006-11-01 12:37 am (UTC)"Aah," Kawamura rubbed the back of his head. "It's a bit weird, isn't it?"
"No," Fuji shook himself a little, more of a shiver really, and his expression returned to his normal smile as he stepped outside and shut the door behind him. "It's perfect, Taka-san."
"Thanks, Fujiko." Kawamura looked relieved, and Fuji snuck another look out of the corner of his eye as they started down the street to Eiji's halloween party.
He'd have to make a mental note to ask where one actually found an adult-sized cactus costume.
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Date: 2006-11-01 12:06 am (UTC)Trick or Treat!
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Date: 2006-11-01 12:35 am (UTC)Okay, okay, see my costume? It's of Topaz. Only it's Topaz in highschool with a Lacrosse stick. I'm looking for my Liam and I'm hoping you've seen him around. :3333
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Date: 2006-11-01 02:25 am (UTC)"No reason." Topaz fiddles with the fraying edge of the tape wrapped around his crosse.
"He's so mmrphle," Opal says as Peridot slaps a hand over his mouth.
"Cranky," Peridot says diplomatically. Topaz sighs a little and swings his feet on the bench, feeling a bit cranky himself at how his feet still just barely reach the ground.
"He's not cranky," Topaz says quietly. "He's just..."
In my fucking way, you giant cock receptacle, Pearl snaps, making everybody turn towards the doorway where Liam is glowering down at a completely uncowed Pearl.
"Liam!" calls Topaz happily, then flushes when Opal and Peridot snicker.
"I've got your math book," Liam grunts after a second, looking a bit flustered, or at least that's maybe what it seems like when Topaz sneaks, another look out of the corner of his eye. "You left it in the, uh,"
"Love hotel?" Opal mutters, and Peridot has to cover his mouth with one hand for the fakest cough ever.
"Library," Liam growls, and if Topaz had ears like the people in Jasper's porn, they'd be flat against his head but in kind of a good way.
"Thanks," Topaz murmurs hopping off the bench and striding past the others to take the book from Liam's hand. He smiles up at Liam hopefully. "Can I buy you ramen to make up for it?"
Christ go fuck in the showers and get out of my WAY, Pearl shouts.
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Date: 2006-11-01 12:39 am (UTC)Re: Trick or Treat!
Date: 2006-11-01 03:39 am (UTC)"Fucking...liar..." Captain Tsukada is panting just as hard, but there's a set to his jaw that makes Tachiki think that perhaps it is time to change his game since he will not apparently have much luck winning this one.
So he reaches over and shoves Tsukada, sending him tumbling to the ground.
Tsukada grabs his arm on the way down, and they wrestle and slide over the wet leaves, pre-dawn dew soaking into their T-shirts.
"Losing your touch?" Tsukada asks when Tachiki lets himself get slammed down on his back, air burning in his lungs. His arms prick into goosebumps from the morning air on his damp skin and the way Tsukada's fingers are digging into his wrists.
He tries to retort, but taking a breath makes him cough, makes him press his chest up against Tsukada's, and by the time he blinks the tears out of his eyes, Tsukada has transferred his wrists over to one hand and is using the other to shove Tachiki's t-shirt out of the way.
"Here's your problem." Tsukada grazes his palm over Tachiki's stomach, making him twist and curse when Tsukada's uneven nail catch lightly at his skin. "Too many smores around the campfire."
"I'll show you s'more," Tachiki growls, and Tsukada smiles thinly and sticks his hand down Tachiki's pants.
When they struggle back to the training camp cabin, the others are just struggling awake, yawning and wild-haired.
"HOLY CRAP!" Harada bellows at their dirt-streaked clothes and the leaves in their hair. Tachiki smirks when Kichida shoots a sour glance between the two of them, then winces when Misaki punches him in the bruised shoulder on the way by.
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Date: 2006-11-01 12:56 am (UTC)*makes with the pleading eyes*
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Date: 2006-11-01 01:20 am (UTC)"Get bent, Waya," Shindou says loftily as he shoved past him, but Touya can feel the blush burning his cheeks as Shindou drags him inside by the sleeve.
He wants to press the beer that Isumi hands him to his face to take away some of the sting, but he settles for drinking it as quickly as possible and taking another one from the very sympathetic-eyed Nase.
A few more drinks and it's actually sort of endearing that Hikaru wanted to wear one of his suits.
Endearing in the most obnoxious way possible.
"I can't believe the KNEES in these things aren't totally worn out!" Hikaru is shouting at a completely inopportune silent moment, and Touya wants to hang himeslf with the yellow pullover he's wearing except the synthetic material is probably too slippery to hold a knot. It really didn't help a moment later when Hikaru shouted over the laughter, "because he sits SEIZA so much you PERVERTS."
Shindou sheepishly catches Touya's eye across the room, and Touya mouths 'I hope you die.'
"How drunk are you?" Shindou inquires when he sidles up to Touya's side. Touya has long since switched to hard liquor. Touya shrugs, and Shindou asks, "Drunk enough I might talk you into defiling Waya's futon?"
"I don't really need to be drunk for that, as you might recall from last year," Touya slurs, and Hikaru is the one who blushes this time, and Touya reflects that the best part about Shindou wearing his clothes is that Touya knows the fastest ways to get them off.
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Date: 2006-11-01 12:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-01 11:03 pm (UTC)Touya took a long look at the chocolate ice cream melting in drips over the back of Shindou's hand and asked, "Are you the alternative?"
"Honestly, a cup,/i>" Shindou retorted, brandishing his own cone with fervor. "There are waffle cones to be had! You have no romance in your soul."
"I have no ice cream on my shirt," Touya said, accepting the perfectly respectable bowl of ice cream from the shop lady. "And yes, before you ask, it's vanilla."
"Of course it is, obaasan. Now just be a good woman and step out of the way so I can pay for our--"
Touya leaned over and bit the bottom of Shindou's cone off.
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Date: 2006-11-01 02:25 am (UTC)So I will.
Anyway, first I went to my mom's house and got some candy dressed as Yuuri who was trying to avoid Wolfram's advances and somehow ending up in his underwear.
Then, I went to my dad's dressed as Touya Akira, who was really mad about losing to Shindou for the first time.
Onto work where I keep my best bandanas so I could dress up as Kaidoh who was blushing horribly because he'd gotten stuck in a supply closet with Inui-senpai.
Finally, I headed home to get ready for my party to dress as Asakawa getting ready for his Halloween party. I wore a lot of chapstick to prepare for the eventual oral sex. I mean, Asakawa. WHO I AM NOT.
When I went to bed, I was happy because BeeEnEfuMousaperri-kun has still not succeeded in making me into a w-inds. fan. Better luck next year, Hakase.
♥
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Date: 2006-11-13 01:29 am (UTC)Gwendal refused to look up from his papers. "No."
"Gwendal, please!"
Suddenly there was pounding on the door, making the wood rattle. "YUURI, YOU GET OUT HERE AND DO YOUR DUTY AS A FIANCE RIGHT NOW."
"Gwendal!" Yuuri hissed. Gwendal's pen slowed for a second, then he gritted his teeth and forced himself to keep writing.
"THIS DOOR IS MADE OF WOOD YOU TWIT DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WILL STOP ME!"
"Gwendal, as your Maou," Yuuri cut offf for a second as something slammed into the door and made him yelp, "I order you to hide me right now."
Gwendal finally looked up, took stock of the shaking door, the Maou in nothing but his thong, and reminded himself fiercely that 9 AM was far too early to break into the yarn drawer.
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Date: 2006-11-12 11:23 pm (UTC)It hadn't even been that long, but it felt like ages to Yuuri, knowing that time was passing much more quickly in the other world, while the paperwork piled up and Anissina blew things up and Greta grew up...
It didn't seem to bother Murata though, who was flipping through a Shounen Jump manga he'd bought at the newstand. Just like it didn't bother him that he had to go to school all over again, or that he had to go through puberty again, or that people treated him like a little kid when he'd lived a hundred times as long as them...
Actually, nothing seemed to bother Murata. Ever. Yuuri kicked the chair harder.
"Could you stop kicking the chair, Shibuya?" Murata asked mildly, and turned a page. "Have you read this volume? It reminds me of a story Mazoku tell about a warrior and his best friend, Vilhem..."
"Doesn't Earth irritate you?" Yuuri demanded, feeling a little appeased when Murata finally looked up at him instead of the stupid book. "I mean, how did you stand it all that time?"
"One does learn a certain amount of patience after several lifetimes, Shibuya," Murata said, creasing the page corner and shutting the book. He looked Yuuri over. "Cabin fever?"
"We're missing everything!" Yuuri exclaimed, slumping in his chair. "When we're there, nothing really happens here, but when I go back there...how am I supposed to learn to rule anything this way!"
"You could start with yourself, maybe," Murata chided gently, and threw an arm around Yuuri's shoulder. "We are where we are. You can't rush the Maou, Shibuya, and nobody knows that better than me. Just enjoy the ride."
Murata's smile got a little sad, like it did sometimes, so Yuuri settled back down in his seat and didn't push Murata's arm off and just watched out the window beside him until they got to their stop.
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Date: 2006-11-01 04:07 am (UTC)"Yup," said Waya.
"For two weeks."
"Yup."
"And we're stuck here."
"Yup."
"And Isumi is forcing you to stay over here like a two-year-old?"
"Last time he left me for two weeks I changed underwear about three times and cooked once. Well, it was more like a half. I exploded the rice cooker."
"Okay," Hikaru cracked his knuckles, "I can solve everybody's problem. We'll just get naked and call for take-out."
After a second of silence, Waya said, "I think we should just call them and beg them to come home early, because that actually sounded like a good idea."
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Date: 2006-11-12 11:45 pm (UTC)---------------
"Even I can tell that this is trouble," Yamapi said, voice certain and arms crossed.
"What are you talking about, Yamashita-senpai?" Tego asked sweetly, blinking his big brown eyes, but Yamapi knew better than to be distracted by that ploy.
"Last time you were holding that hammer you nearly killed Shige with it," Yamapi pointed out, but he was interrupted by Massu draping himself over Tego's shoulders and giving him the thousand-watt smile.
"It's really nothing," he assured. "Say, don't you want to go hang out with Ryo and Uchi in the other room? Although you might want to knock first as they've been gone way longer than it takes to remove pants even with your hands tied to the dressing room chair..."
"As tempting as that is," Yamapi interrupted loudly, "I'd rather you just tell me what Kusano and Shige are failing miserably to hide back there."
"Kato Shigeaki has no idea what you're talking about!" Shige exclaimed. He and Kusano shuffled closer together.
Yamapi crossed his arms and looked stern; Jin said he was getting better at it. "Tego, I know where you keep your w-inds. cds."
"Aaaaww," Tego whined. "Go on, guys, just show him."
Shige and Kusano exchanged a glance and stepped apart to reveal a miserable Koyama in a kimono and lots of foundation.
"I just wanted to prove I wasn't the ugliest geisha!" Shige exclaimed.
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Date: 2006-11-01 04:33 am (UTC)Fuji and Inui please. I can only imagine how their Halloween would go.
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Date: 2006-11-01 11:11 pm (UTC)"I'll take care of it," Inui said.
*******
Fuji was putting the finishing touches on his costume, just a dab more blood around the lips, really, when the doorbell rang. Fuji sauntered down the stairs, practicing making his cape swoosh dramatically, and answered the door to find Inui and Kaidoh, looking much like normal.
Except Kaidoh was about a foot too short.
"Good evening, Fuji." Inui put a hand on mini-Kaidoh's shoulder. "May I intoduce Kaidoh Hazue."
"Hissssss!" Chirped Hazue from under his green bandana, clutching his racket and treat bag tightly.
"Inui, you're a genius," Fuji said.
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Date: 2006-11-01 08:18 am (UTC)::flashes a worn old
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Date: 2006-11-13 12:01 am (UTC)"Yes," Touya replied tartly, "because one of us couldn't stay to discuss the match properly."
"Do you know how many mountain dews I drank during that match!" Shindou exclaimed. "If you'd taken any damn longer with your fucking critical point, my bladder would have exploded!"
"As if that's what you were doing in the bathroom," Touya said, but his kind of mumbled it and his cheeks turned a bit pink.
"Geez Touya, at the freaking Go Institute?! I wouldn't--" Shindou sat up straight suddenly. "Wait, have YOU done that?"
"No," Touya snapped, cheeks blazing as he sat on the couch beside Shindou and scooped up the remote.
"You HAVE!" Shindou started cackling. "Look at your FACE, you totally have!"
"YOU KEPT UNBUTTONING YOUR SHIRT DURING THE MATCH!" Touya exploded finally, and Shindou laughed so hard he started wheezing, tears gathering in his eyes. "Fuck you, anyway," he grumbled finally and hit 'play' on the remote.
"And here I thought you were repressed," Shindou said, voice hoarse, as he settled on his back with his head on Touya's lap. "Can we at least fast-forward through the joseki?"
"No," Touya said, then after a few minutes when his head came into view along with his hand, "Did my hair really look like that?"
"Like what?" Shindou asked, reaching over to take the remote from Touya and hitting the fast-forward button.
"Like--oh god," Touya winced when his head came back into view again. "Do we have to watch this?"
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From:Brilliant! Shiny!! *covets*
From:Trick or Treat!
Date: 2006-11-01 11:24 am (UTC)(*loves*)
Re: Trick or Treat!
Date: 2006-11-13 12:39 am (UTC)"I can so be devious!" Keita protested. "I'm devious all the time!"
"All the time," Ryohei repeated with a raised eyebrow. "Like when?"
"Like all the time!" Keita crossed his arms. "I'm so devious, you don't even know when I'm deviating!"
"It's okay, Keita," Ryuichi assured, throwing an arm around a frowning Keita's shoulders as Ryohei doubled over with laughter. "We like it when you deviate, really."
Re: Trick or Treat!
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From:Trick or Treat! (Am I Too Late!?!)
Date: 2006-11-01 08:30 pm (UTC)Fandom: Offbeat (Volume 2 is out now!)
Characters: Tory, Colin, Paul
Ficlet please? Onegaishmasu?
-Kiwi Bird
Re: Trick or Treat! (Am I Too Late!?!)
Date: 2006-11-13 12:54 am (UTC)"So, Colin," Paul said over the cheerful music of Mario Party 7, "you go to school with Tory, right?"
"Shut up, Paul," Tory growled.
"He's a freak there too, right?" Paul asked.
"Shut UP, Paul."
"Because, seriously, given what he's like at home, I can only imagine what..."
"Paul, I am going to shove the microphone wand up your ear canal and into your brain."
"Maybe we should play a more violent game to keep your bloodlust virtual," Colin interrupted.
There was about thirty seconds of silent Gamecube action before Paul announced "So Tory had this dream the other night" and Tory tried to strangle him with his controller's cord.
Re: Trick or Treat! (Am I Too Late!?!)
From:trick or treat! (how the fuck did i miss this?)
Date: 2006-11-13 02:50 am (UTC)♥