Paging Dr. House

[mousapelli]

I'm trying to finish the advent fic for today, but meanwhile let me relate a conversation to you:

to preface, we bought my mom a small, fuzzy, brown guinea pig for her birthday and named it Dr. House. Now the guinea pig hates everybody BUT my mother, and bites us regularly if we aren't appeasing his carrot-gobbling whims.

Dad: "Ow! He's trying to bite me!"
Mom: "No, he isn't! He's a nice guinea pig."
Dad: "He is not, and he's trying to bite me!"
Mom: "Aw, he thinks you're food."
Dad: "HE'S COMING AT ME LIKE A FREAKING ALLIGATOR."
Mousapelli: *crying with laughter*

Comments

[daisy-chan.livejournal.com]

PFFT! That reminds me of a turtle my sister had when we were younger. It was constantly finding ways to escape and through itself down the stairs. When I went to rescue it, it would bite me. XD

[hetaira9.livejournal.com]

"He's coming at me like a freakingn alligator."
hahahahahaha. Your family cracks me up. I love that the guinea pig is an asshole to everyone but your mom and is named Dr. House. major, major points. Does that make your mom (remotely) Wilson?

[qem_chibati]

Wow. I've had lots of guinea pigs over the years, but only ever gotten bitten by accident - Rosemary thought I was a carrot. @.@;;

Gotten scratched lots though, they didn't like being picked up, though they were good when you had it out of the cage.

... We used to laugh a lot when people visited and nervously ask if the guinea pig was going to bite them, if they tried to pet them, when we had them sitting calmly on the table with a carrot or flowers to nibble on.


But, lol, sounds cute and I'm glad your mother likes the bet at least. It has a cool name too. XD

[rooneytunes.livejournal.com]

hang on a moment, I thought you mom was the one who didnt want any more guinea pigs.

You know, I was sitting here reading that and can so see your dad yelling at your mom about the psyco guinea pig. very amusing, not a good thing to imagine while sitting in class. I'm trying to to laugh out loud.