Russia Needs Its Own Tennis Anime

[mousapelli]

The thing that kills me most about tennis (well, who knows what kills me MOST, as there is so much) is that at any time, play may stop so that trainers may come out and rub down various parts of the players' sweaty, tanned bodies.

Youzhny just called for a lower back massage, which is probably bad news for him, but it involved him stripping off his shirt AND pulling his shorts down to mid-buttock so that another muscular Russian might dig thumbs into his skin while Federer looks on from his folding chair with interest.

HUZZAH TENNIS. You can't make this shit up.

As everything else sucks immeasureably, I will cling to tennis and pretend it isn't already midnight and i've been up for 18 hours and I'm not done with anything I need to be done with by tomorrow.

Comments

[hetaira9.livejournal.com]

wow, why dont I watch tennis? sounds hot.

[reposoir.livejournal.com]

.........

I'd kill to see this in fic. Say, Ryuuzaki randomly walking onto the court and giving Tezuka a feel up run down. ;D

[1anonymous1.livejournal.com]

Every time Roddick plays I wait for him to lift up his shirt to rub his face with, and then I cheer.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

dude, it's amazing. Everybody is all lanky and toned and tan, and they use the bottom of their shirts to wipe their faces all the time so you can see their OMGabs.

Even though Roddick is my favorite, it's Rafa Nadal and Federer that are ridiculously hot, with their sexy headbands and dark, curly hair. Mmmmmm.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha! That would totally be awesome.

YOU KNOW WHY? because Inui is going to completely be Kaidoh's trainer when Kaidoh goes pro. So. THIGH MASSAGES ON NATIONAL TV ANYTIME.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

omg yes *watching him RIGHT NOW*

he's my faaaaaaaavorite. note icon.

[1anonymous1.livejournal.com]

He makes me not speak english good.


*cuddles your icon*