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[mousapelli]

I drink this tea/juice the brandname of which is "Fuze." Because I have watched c. 8 BILLION HOURS of anime and other japanese things, and also because it lives next to other oriental diet juice miracle things in the grocery store, I have been pronouncing it "Foo-zeh."

So i took the lid off mine today, and i noticed under the cap, it said "The FUZE has been LIT!"

I sat there, for seriously a full thirty seconds, saying out loud, "The foo-zeh has been lit? what the hell does that mean?"

and then SUDDENLY IT DAWNED ON ME that the tea/juice is actually pronounced "FUSE" because it is short for "INFUSION."

I am such, such a loser.

Comments

[reposoir.livejournal.com]

I read that as foo-zeh at first, until I got down to your explanation.

-________-

;D

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

srsly, right? come on now. Respect the Engrish!

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I totally thought it was Foo-ze, too. I thought it was an asian import of some kind.

I used to drink the "healthy" drinks infused with cactus and whatnot, but I started reading the labels and realised the first ingredient was always high-fructose corn syrup. I haven't tried Fuze, though. What's it got in it?

RELATEDLY, I read your icon and for a second interpreted it as someone's self-discovery, through alcohol, that their place in life is in graduate studies, rather than "Well, what did you expect, I AM a grad student, after all."

I lose today. *goes back to bed*

[alestar]

One time I was taking a shower, and I noted that my shampoo claimed to protect against breakage. For all of ten seconds, I was like, "holy shit, my shampoo protects against the Brea-kah-geh! But who is he?"

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

XD



Because you win! fail like Keita. XD

*smoochies*

[instantramen]

*lauuuuuughs* That is great.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

Filtered water is the first thing, then pineapple juice in this flavor, and a bunch of other stuff. Apparently Super Citromax! is also involved, whatever the hell that means. The grocery store has a few flavors for cheap, so i keep buying the kind that have only 10 calories in the bottle. My favorites are Raspberry/Cranberry, Fruit Punch, and Watermelon (which looks like it should be disgustingly sweet but is actually really good).

Sometimes in convenience stores around here, I see Dragonfruit Lime flavor, and that is my absolute favorite one.

LOL. That's the best interpretation of my icon ever. It started out as "hey, i'm a dork for learning" but now I find that i'm using it more often for the second one you mentioned...

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

that's like the hokage from Naruto, only more destructive i think...

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

ROFTL. I should not be flattered, and yet somehow I am.

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

XD

I like givin' those out to those who understands the meaning of a Fail!Keita and will enjoy it. Goodness knows how many I've gotten in the past week alone.

PLUS. I AM LISTENING TO TIME MACHINE AND FLAILING BECAUSE I CAN SEE KEITA IN MY MIND'S EYE ON HIS KNEES AND AIR GUITARING OVER HIS CROTCH AS HE LEANS BACKWARDS, HAIR SHAKING MADLY ABOUT HIS FACE.

[gimmick-game.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU JEMZ!!! *shakes fist and watches taimu machine again*

[gimmick-game.livejournal.com]

heeheehee, i always remember seeing it, but i think i only drank it once then went "ewwwww splenda" and never got it again XD

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

omg when he falls to his knees, i scream EVERY SINGLE TIME. I can't even listen to the regular version of that song.

IN FACT I THINK I WILL WATCH IT NOW.

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

*SNICKERS*

i w-in.

[swtjemz.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I SQUEEE EACH TIME. and i've watched it over a dozen times already today.

The live version is best because of that scream keita does. it's so awesome.

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[ladyamedeus.livejournal.com]

You are teh awesome.

[the-ameneko.livejournal.com]

That is the funniest thing, like, ever. EVER. Whoa. I want a shirt or a wristband or something that says "the foo-zeh has been lit!" I laughed for five minutes straight, though the hilarity may be due to the late hour... I'm sure I'll still laugh after I've slept. Ohmygod.

[firedraygon97.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, when you had 'Fuze' I read it in my head as 'foo-zeh' too. XDD;

Oh, and I got your Valentine in the mail~!! It totally made my week. *heaps buckets of love on you* ♥♥ Thanks so much, the flower is very pretty. Did you make it yourself?

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

yay! I'm glad it found you! Yup, I crocheted it, it's called an Irish Rose. I think you're supposed to stick them to things, but i just like making them ^_^

I left the strings on so you could tie it to stuff, but if you were going to pin it or something, you could cut them off without hurting it. ♥♥♥