This Is Why I Am So Tired And Fat

[mousapelli]

mousapelli: i feel like johnny kitagawa might be my secret identity when i am sleeping
maybe this is why i am so tired and fat
at night my alternate personality goes to japan and eats tons of bar nuts with talented gay boys

goldie: this is clearly what happens
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(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

Or maybe I am secretly Clint Eastwood, because i am crocheting a poncho and like Tego.

Comments

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

I have no comment, I just like to use this icon whenever possible.

[shabzilla.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDDD

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

You're definitely Clint Eastwood.

[instantramen]

I think you got shafted on the secret identity, there should be super powers or a crime ring or something else you can actually use.

[goldie.livejournal.com]

I like the Clint Eastwood theory too. I can never make up my mind on these things D:

[alita-b-angel.livejournal.com]

By 'Tego' do you mean NINO? It makes me sad to think that you believe Clint cheats on his toy boys. D:

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

dammit, i totally knew that too. Wolf has me calling everybody Tego now!