But I Was Notarized
Jun. 29th, 2007 10:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mousapelliI got my keys to my new apartment today, and we moved exactly nothing.
in fact, the only thing we did accomplish was building half of the wall unit. and spending $60 at Borders.
Lo, the fail of mousapi is vast and endless.
on the other hand, my brother has been writing a paper for like 36 hours now (it's due at midnight) and he's been drinking red bull the whole time, which apparently has done some damage to his body, because he tried to fart on his friend, and then made a noise like "oooooooooohgod" and started rolling on the ground clutching his ass.
so my mother unearths some medicated wipes from the bathroom cabinet which involve witch hazel or something, and my brother shoves one halfway up his ass and just goes back to writing. It's been an hour since it happened, and I still cannot stop laughing.
plus now i get to use the BEST ICON EVER.
in fact, the only thing we did accomplish was building half of the wall unit. and spending $60 at Borders.
Lo, the fail of mousapi is vast and endless.
on the other hand, my brother has been writing a paper for like 36 hours now (it's due at midnight) and he's been drinking red bull the whole time, which apparently has done some damage to his body, because he tried to fart on his friend, and then made a noise like "oooooooooohgod" and started rolling on the ground clutching his ass.
so my mother unearths some medicated wipes from the bathroom cabinet which involve witch hazel or something, and my brother shoves one halfway up his ass and just goes back to writing. It's been an hour since it happened, and I still cannot stop laughing.
plus now i get to use the BEST ICON EVER.
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Date: 2007-06-30 03:22 am (UTC)mousapelli: speaking of messy data ports, i need to burn these damn death notes off my computer before it explodes
Marks: i refuse to call your brother's asshole a data port
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Date: 2007-06-30 04:24 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-06-30 03:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-30 04:26 am (UTC)every time i think about it, i just crack up all over again. and then i think about my brother screaming across the hallway at my mother "WHAT THE FUCK IS WITCH HAZEL? AND CAN I JUST LEAVE IT UP THERE LIKE THAT BECAUSE IT FEELS PRETTY DAMN GOOD?!"
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Date: 2007-06-30 06:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-30 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-30 04:28 am (UTC)I love that icon so much. Marks made it for me after Jemz and i had a conversation about badfic that used 'starfruit' as a euphemism for some poor character's asshole.
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Date: 2007-06-30 01:42 pm (UTC)Witch hazel wipes are awesome (especially after giving birth)... but you don't stick them in. Jeff would love that story.