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[mousapelli]

Only I could get an email with the subject line "SEXPOT ReVeNGe 2007 Winter Collection Updated!" and then actually have a conundrum as to whether it was spam, or if it was something I should actually click.

It turns out that it was not in fact spam. It was email I was getting on purpose. oh god i should just kill myself.

And also I'm pretty sure cdjapan (from who the email originated) is now actively toying with me. "Ah, Mousa Pelli! Have some SEXPOT ReVeNGe. We will send it registered mail."

Comments

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

Are they toying with you, or are they REALLY MIND READERS? XD

[acchikocchi.livejournal.com]

jsffkld I had exactly the same reaction. XD

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* And damn it, now I think I should have called the SuJu knockoffs S.E.X.P.O.T. instead.

Oh! Would Tsukioka call Daewoong "Daewoong-san," or "Daewoong-kun?"

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

hmm, they're about the same age, and Daewoong is new to JE, so probably Daewooong-kun, until they get on a cutesy name basis. Dae-kun seems more Tsukioka's style, but it'll depend on whether they have bonded yet or not.

Tsukioka will insist that Dae call him Ryu-chan basically right away, even though the way he korean-slurs "Tsukioka" is ADORABLE ON WHEELS.

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

That's what I wasn't sure of. Daewoong's only a year older, and Tsukioka seems more casual. So I'll grab a random trainee for the "Daewoong-san" bit. Unless I run with the "Dae-kun," which sounds SO CUTE.

It'll sound like "Shukioka," because Dae shares Jaejoong's slight lisp. When Jaejoong lisped through "Vanness," I was pretty sure Kangta was just going to devour him right on stage, without ketchup.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

yeah, in the industry you're either a -kun or a -senpai really, the managers are -san, and Tsukioka's been in for ages, so Dae definitely can't be a senpai even if he is a bit older.

God, I love when the Koreans say people's names, but especially when they say their own. nobody, but nobody, says Korean names as gorgeous as Koreans do. When Jaejoong and Yunho talk about each other, it turns me into completely goo.

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

That's good to know. I know DBSK's Japanese staff call them "-san," but staff isn't artists of around the same age.

It's like listening to the Welsh say Welsh names, really. There's a lilt to it that you just can't quite mimic. And Jaeho talking about each other turns me into goo for all kinds of reasons.