Fic, DBSK, Best-Loved
Feb. 16th, 2008 01:16 amTitle: Best-Loved [OT5]
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for hidden dangers in the couch cushions.
Summary: Jaejoong doesn't exactly clear up who he loves best.
AN: supposedly for my DBSK anniversary, a couple hours late. Whatever. for Jemz, Tabs, Rana, Eliza, Clare, and everyone else who makes loving DBSK not just another fandom, but a space that feels a lot like home. TADAIMA.
Best-Loved
"Anything I want?" Jaejoong asks, tapping his chin and humming thoughtfully, tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth in concentration.
Across the living room, Changmin and Junsu's heads popped up suddenly over the back of the couch, Changmin's interest piqued because Jaejoong getting something special for dinner meant everybody getting something special for dinner, and Junsu's because he could hear Jaejoong's tongue poking out from three rooms away.
"What I'm really hungry for…" Jaejoong smiled sweetly at both of them. "…is you. Hurry home, Yunnie-ah~!"
Jaejoong shut his phone, laughing as Changmin's head slumped back out of sight with a dramatic "Hmph" and Junsu stayed exactly where he was, head tilted in interest.
"Something I can help you with?" Jaejoong inquired, tucking his phone in his pocket and crossing the room to brush fingers through Junsu's (dark again) hair.
"Don't let him trick you with smiles and hair-petting," Changmin advised Junsu, eyes glued to the television and his Katamari but a big showy pout still on his face. "Anybody who turns down Leader-sshi's offers of food isn't to be trusted."
"That just means you won't get any hair-petting," Junsu said smugly, pushing up against Jaejoong's hand and giving an exaggerated groan of pleasure. Changmin's pout twitched, then turned into a scowl when Junsu caught him sneaking a glance and reached over to poke Changmin's cheek.
"Jaejoong!" Changmin whined, immediately dropping his controller to try and shoulder Junsu out from under Jaejoong's hands. "I want petted too!"
"No way!" Junsu shouldered Changmin back, refusing to give up his spot. "Jaejoong loves me best!"
"Lies!" Changmin hollered, scandalized, and then pounced on Junsu. Nobody at all was getting petted at that point, because Changmin and Junsu were thrashing around, tickling and slapping at each other, and Jaejoong was laughing so hard that he was sprawled over the back of the couch.
"Now?" Junsu asked, hopefully, suddenly.
"Now," Changmin agreed, and they reached up to both grab hold of Jaejoong and yank him, yelping, over the back of the couch.
"Hey!" Jaejoong protested, getting his own share of tickling and slapping in. "Let go! I don't love either of you best!"
"I told you he couldn't be trusted," Changmin said sadly as Junsu gasped in feigned shock, and then they fell on Jaejoong with renewed vigor.
"OW," Jaejoong bellowed, "THERE'S A CONTROLLER IN MY SPINE."
Eventually all three of them ran out of breath and collapsed in a pile, Junsu and Changmin cuddled up tight to either side of Jaejoong after Junsu had performed a controllerectomy and Changmin had kissed the injury better. Jaejoong wrapped arms around both of them to keep everybody on the couch, and Junsu and Changmin took turns kissing him thank you.
Until they heard the sound of the door opening, and Yunho and Yoochun calling into the apartment.
"You're in Japan, idiot!" Changmin yelled back, rolling away. "Okaeri!"
"What?!" Yunho yelled back.
"Wait, wait, where are you going?" Jaejoong wanted to know, trying to catch at Changmin's waist.
"Okaeri!" Changmin yelled, louder. "Okaeri!"
"Where's he going?" Jaejoong asked Junsu, but Junsu was subdued by hair-petting and just gave a noncommittal sort of grunt against Jaejoong's collarbone.
"WHAT?" Yunho asked again.
"OKAERI!" Changmin scrunched his eyes shut to yell as loud as he could. "SAY 'TADAIMA,' YOU HEATHEN."
"Minnie-ah," Jaejoong reached up to grab Changmin's chin between two fingers, "where are you going?"
"Well, you said Yunho was what you wanted," Changmin said, shrugging, only a hint of tease lurking in the corners of his mouth. "So I'm getting out of the way."
"Get back down here," Jaejoong ordered, a touch of smooth steel underneath the purr, and Changmin pretended to give it some thought before Jaejoong tugged him back down with a firm hand and tucked him back in against his side.
"Hey," Yunho said, coming into the living room and leaning over the back of the couch. "So, despite your refusal to be helpful, any chance you might come out to the kitchen and tell Yoochun if you see anything you want?"
"Now?" Jaejoong asked.
"Now," agreed Changmin and Junsu, and then all three of them grabbed Yunho by the shirt and pulled him over the back of the couch.
"Hey, hey wait!" Yunho tried to protest, but all his struggles earned him was a painful crash onto the floor as he toppled the precarious balance the other three had been achieving on the couch.
"Welcome home~!" Junsu chirped, wriggling about happily in the tangle they were in on top of Yunho, and Changmin gave him an approving hair-scrunch.
"I think there's a controller in my spine," Yunho groaned, making pathetic eyes at Jaejoong.
"We can have Changmin take care of that," Jaejoong reassured, brushing lips over Yunho's cheekbone. "Welcome home."
"I'm back," Yunho relented at last, letting the people who loved him best welcome him home properly.
Minus one.
"Hey," Yoochun stuck his head in the doorway and then came over to regard the heap of bandmates with crossed arms. "Isn't anybody going to help me make dinner?"
"Now?" Yunho asked, and the vote was unanimous as four hands wrapped around Yoochun's ankles and yanked.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for hidden dangers in the couch cushions.
Summary: Jaejoong doesn't exactly clear up who he loves best.
AN: supposedly for my DBSK anniversary, a couple hours late. Whatever. for Jemz, Tabs, Rana, Eliza, Clare, and everyone else who makes loving DBSK not just another fandom, but a space that feels a lot like home. TADAIMA.
Best-Loved
"Anything I want?" Jaejoong asks, tapping his chin and humming thoughtfully, tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth in concentration.
Across the living room, Changmin and Junsu's heads popped up suddenly over the back of the couch, Changmin's interest piqued because Jaejoong getting something special for dinner meant everybody getting something special for dinner, and Junsu's because he could hear Jaejoong's tongue poking out from three rooms away.
"What I'm really hungry for…" Jaejoong smiled sweetly at both of them. "…is you. Hurry home, Yunnie-ah~!"
Jaejoong shut his phone, laughing as Changmin's head slumped back out of sight with a dramatic "Hmph" and Junsu stayed exactly where he was, head tilted in interest.
"Something I can help you with?" Jaejoong inquired, tucking his phone in his pocket and crossing the room to brush fingers through Junsu's (dark again) hair.
"Don't let him trick you with smiles and hair-petting," Changmin advised Junsu, eyes glued to the television and his Katamari but a big showy pout still on his face. "Anybody who turns down Leader-sshi's offers of food isn't to be trusted."
"That just means you won't get any hair-petting," Junsu said smugly, pushing up against Jaejoong's hand and giving an exaggerated groan of pleasure. Changmin's pout twitched, then turned into a scowl when Junsu caught him sneaking a glance and reached over to poke Changmin's cheek.
"Jaejoong!" Changmin whined, immediately dropping his controller to try and shoulder Junsu out from under Jaejoong's hands. "I want petted too!"
"No way!" Junsu shouldered Changmin back, refusing to give up his spot. "Jaejoong loves me best!"
"Lies!" Changmin hollered, scandalized, and then pounced on Junsu. Nobody at all was getting petted at that point, because Changmin and Junsu were thrashing around, tickling and slapping at each other, and Jaejoong was laughing so hard that he was sprawled over the back of the couch.
"Now?" Junsu asked, hopefully, suddenly.
"Now," Changmin agreed, and they reached up to both grab hold of Jaejoong and yank him, yelping, over the back of the couch.
"Hey!" Jaejoong protested, getting his own share of tickling and slapping in. "Let go! I don't love either of you best!"
"I told you he couldn't be trusted," Changmin said sadly as Junsu gasped in feigned shock, and then they fell on Jaejoong with renewed vigor.
"OW," Jaejoong bellowed, "THERE'S A CONTROLLER IN MY SPINE."
Eventually all three of them ran out of breath and collapsed in a pile, Junsu and Changmin cuddled up tight to either side of Jaejoong after Junsu had performed a controllerectomy and Changmin had kissed the injury better. Jaejoong wrapped arms around both of them to keep everybody on the couch, and Junsu and Changmin took turns kissing him thank you.
Until they heard the sound of the door opening, and Yunho and Yoochun calling into the apartment.
"You're in Japan, idiot!" Changmin yelled back, rolling away. "Okaeri!"
"What?!" Yunho yelled back.
"Wait, wait, where are you going?" Jaejoong wanted to know, trying to catch at Changmin's waist.
"Okaeri!" Changmin yelled, louder. "Okaeri!"
"Where's he going?" Jaejoong asked Junsu, but Junsu was subdued by hair-petting and just gave a noncommittal sort of grunt against Jaejoong's collarbone.
"WHAT?" Yunho asked again.
"OKAERI!" Changmin scrunched his eyes shut to yell as loud as he could. "SAY 'TADAIMA,' YOU HEATHEN."
"Minnie-ah," Jaejoong reached up to grab Changmin's chin between two fingers, "where are you going?"
"Well, you said Yunho was what you wanted," Changmin said, shrugging, only a hint of tease lurking in the corners of his mouth. "So I'm getting out of the way."
"Get back down here," Jaejoong ordered, a touch of smooth steel underneath the purr, and Changmin pretended to give it some thought before Jaejoong tugged him back down with a firm hand and tucked him back in against his side.
"Hey," Yunho said, coming into the living room and leaning over the back of the couch. "So, despite your refusal to be helpful, any chance you might come out to the kitchen and tell Yoochun if you see anything you want?"
"Now?" Jaejoong asked.
"Now," agreed Changmin and Junsu, and then all three of them grabbed Yunho by the shirt and pulled him over the back of the couch.
"Hey, hey wait!" Yunho tried to protest, but all his struggles earned him was a painful crash onto the floor as he toppled the precarious balance the other three had been achieving on the couch.
"Welcome home~!" Junsu chirped, wriggling about happily in the tangle they were in on top of Yunho, and Changmin gave him an approving hair-scrunch.
"I think there's a controller in my spine," Yunho groaned, making pathetic eyes at Jaejoong.
"We can have Changmin take care of that," Jaejoong reassured, brushing lips over Yunho's cheekbone. "Welcome home."
"I'm back," Yunho relented at last, letting the people who loved him best welcome him home properly.
Minus one.
"Hey," Yoochun stuck his head in the doorway and then came over to regard the heap of bandmates with crossed arms. "Isn't anybody going to help me make dinner?"
"Now?" Yunho asked, and the vote was unanimous as four hands wrapped around Yoochun's ankles and yanked.
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Date: 2008-02-16 06:57 am (UTC)PFAHGOPAGAHSGAFDAFAF;A
!!!!!!
"OKAERI!" Changmin scrunched his eyes shut to yell as loud as he could. "SAY 'TADAIMA,' YOU HEATHEN."
MY LESS THAN THREE CANNOT BE TEXTUALLY RENDERED. MOSTLY BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW THE CODE FOR LITTLE HEART THINGIES.
"Now?" Yunho asked, and the vote was unanimous as four hands wrapped around Yoochun's ankles and yanked.
I LOVE THIS BEST.
::pets your hair::
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Date: 2008-02-16 06:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-16 07:26 am (UTC)I love writing snarky, mercurial, obssessed with cultural manners minutiae Changmin. "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG."
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Date: 2008-02-16 08:00 pm (UTC)What you're saying is you love writing canon!Changmin, then. *G* And that whole exchange reminded me of him correcting Yunho about Paris not being a country (or France not being a city, can't remember which), and Yunho glomping him and being all, "YES, ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE VERY SMART, SHUT UP." Changmin only corrects them all to get glomped or one touched, you know it's true.
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Date: 2008-02-16 08:59 pm (UTC)awwww, leader-sshi/baby otp. I love them so much. I love every time one of them mentions that changmin has grown up so much that they all fear their positions in the group, it just fills me with so much growing-up glee. I need au fic that's got a section about what if each of the others were leader-sshi, although i think that Changmin's the only one who would stick.
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Date: 2008-02-21 07:09 am (UTC)I seem to go through phases. I'm always OT5, but I get to the point of focusing on a specific pairing or threesome for a while, and right now I seem to be all about the Yunmin and the Hosu and the Jaechun. Next month, I could be whining at people to write me some Sumin. You never know.
Changmin would so not want the job of leader-sshi. You can't rebel against the Man when you are the Man, and also he can't trust any of the others to make the appropriate snarky comments under their breath while he has to diplomatically answer dumbass questions. Also, Yunho's air of authority is hot. Changmin would so not want that to go away.
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Date: 2008-02-21 10:00 pm (UTC)Me too. I think it's just easiest to focus on a smaller number, but yeah, i've definitely been feeling the yunmin, as a combination of birthdays, recent fic, and the fact that Changmin's hot seems COMPLETELY UNBEARABLE recently.
Changmin would so not want the job of leader-sshi. You can't rebel against the Man when you are the Man.
that is, hands down, the funniest thing I've read in DAYS. ITS SO TRUE.
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Date: 2008-02-28 07:05 am (UTC)i've definitely been feeling the yunmin, as a combination of birthdays, recent fic, and the fact that Changmin's hot seems COMPLETELY UNBEARABLE recently.
You forgot the bit where Yunho's hot has also increased exponentially. But yeah, Changmin's the one that's going to set fire to my laptop while I'm watching a performance one day, I just know it.
that is, hands down, the funniest thing I've read in DAYS. ITS SO TRUE.
It's why I don't ever want a management position. I KNOW WHEREOF I SPEAK, AGING GEN XER THAT I AM.
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Date: 2008-02-16 08:25 am (UTC)♥
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Date: 2008-02-16 07:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-16 07:27 am (UTC)*DBSKS YOU*
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Date: 2008-02-16 07:32 am (UTC)^_____________________________________^v
I can have them all to myself?! ...well, I ~suppose~ I can share XDD
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Date: 2008-02-16 03:51 pm (UTC)*has added you*
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Date: 2008-02-16 08:03 am (UTC)One typo I noticed: Changmin's interest peaked -- that ought to be "piqued."
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Date: 2008-02-16 03:54 pm (UTC)thanks! I adore the one-touch love, because I have all brothers and that's how we show affection as well. My brother and my sister-in-law have ninja fights XD
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Date: 2008-02-16 08:06 am (UTC)"...YOU HEATHEN." Coming out from Changmin's mouth, why am I not surprised XDD
Very very very cute ^_____^
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Date: 2008-02-16 03:55 pm (UTC)thank you! I'm glad you liked it.
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Date: 2008-02-18 06:29 am (UTC)♥♥♥
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Date: 2008-02-16 08:24 am (UTC)OMFG BEST LINE EVER. Anal!Min FTW.
♥♥♥
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Date: 2008-02-16 03:57 pm (UTC)i'm glad you liked it!
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Date: 2008-02-16 08:35 am (UTC)ilusm. ♥
i can feel elise glaring at me from the bathroom as i gigggle madly.
"SAY 'TADAIMA,' YOU HEATHEN."
i want a junsu to pet. *pouts*
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Date: 2008-02-16 04:05 pm (UTC)I love grown-up, concerned with propriety Changmin. especially when he's tricky and snarky and conspiring with Junsu and punching people. CHANGMINNIE-AH ♥♥♥
*has died hair? THAT'S CLOSE*
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Date: 2008-02-16 10:23 am (UTC)ROFLMAO. This fic is awesomeeee ♥ ♥
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Date: 2008-02-16 04:06 pm (UTC)thank you!
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Date: 2008-02-16 04:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-16 04:07 pm (UTC)is that an acronym or a keysmash? XD
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Date: 2008-02-16 05:49 pm (UTC)Has it really been a year since I dragged you into this fandom with me? It's been a great one and I hope you'll be in this one with me for many more years to come. ♥
alskfj;asklfj...I love dbsk dorkery. Changmin being all huffy and anal about traditional sayings while in Japan is so adorable and Jaejoong is just so adorable and Junsu...♥ I love his happy smile and his eager to be petted by Jaejoong!
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Date: 2008-02-17 02:10 am (UTC)"Well, you said Yunho was what you wanted," Changmin said, shrugging, only a hint of tease lurking in the corners of his mouth.
I love the subtle confirmation that they really do know who Jaejoong loves best.
then all three of them grabbed Yunho by the shirt and pulled him over the back of the couch
And the not-so-subtle version. XD
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Date: 2008-02-17 07:35 am (UTC)Hairpetting and couch loving. This fic was filled with so much adorkableness. ^^
"Now?"
"Now" *giggles*
Incredibly late, but just (re?)discovering this now....
Date: 2008-03-30 07:25 am (UTC)So yesterday my fannish subconscious evidently decided that I was going to finally be receptive to DBSK after kinda having it on the backburner waaaaay off to the side for nearly a year (maybe it's that Japan meets Korea meets Asia anonymeme, some of the Arashi/DBSK prompts were hilarious), and I ended up searching for DBSK pimp posts on google and watching clips of their a capella performances on Youtube all night. And, er, (re)reading all the fic you have on the site. I remember getting into Arashi around the time of you posting AAA con and International_huge fic, haha. Not together, though that would be awesome too.
A request, if you happen to know of any really good DBSK pimp posts that would help me differentiate the members? I think I can tell them all apart nine times out of ten (it occurs to me that lookswise they remind me of Arashi, in that they're mostly not very conventionally pretty at first glance, and then you look at them a bit and then they knock you over with their hotness. XD) However, personality wise differentiation. Your fic helps, hehe. ^_^V Thank you for that. ♥
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Date: 2008-04-16 01:22 pm (UTC)"Lies!" Changmin hollered, scandalized
Haha, this made me stop and crack up because this is pretty much what I say in similar situations. My friend laughed and said "that's your line!" I am glad Changmin was the one to use it <3
"OKAERI!" Changmin scrunched his eyes shut to yell as loud as he could. "SAY 'TADAIMA,' YOU HEATHEN."
Oh, Changmin. I adore your characterizations of them
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Date: 2009-03-21 11:10 pm (UTC)i will confess, i've gone through each and every one of your dbsk fics and didn't manage to leave a single comment (because i was too preoccupied sifting around for more). i'm pretty horrified at my own manners. please forgive me! D;
anywise, i think it goes without saying that you deserve more love and praise than what i can express in a measly little comment. your fics are so fun to read! i've read each one (at least) three times. HAHA. no joke. i enjoy them immensely.
Thank you so much for sharing your creativity! i hope to see even more in the future! it's a pleasure reading your work! :]
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