A Million Points If You Recognize the Quote

[mousapelli]

Sister-in-law's baby shower accomplished. Only a month to go until my first (and probably only forseeable) nephew arrives! I'm totally excited.

It was at my parents' house though, which means my mother was basically insane for two days. This morning when I arrived, she was stomping around in her underwear, cleaning random things and yelling at us. After living with the woman for 25 years, I've become used to her naked/underwear cleaning fits, but I drew the line when i looked down and realized that she was wearing her heels along with the bra and panties.

Me: OH GOD. are you wearing heels with your underwear?!
Mom: So what?
Me: You're like the dirty maid!
Dad (in the other room): AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I WISH
Mom: What? What's wrong with it?!
Me: WHY HELLO FRENCH MAID, DIDN'T EXPECT ME HOME FROM THE WHIPPED CREAM STORE SO SOON?

Comments

[gmth.livejournal.com]

LOL, I don't know where the quote comes from, but I love it. :-)

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, actually.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Who's your ladyfriend, Sara?

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

I RULE YOU

how can i not have a Master Shake icon? how?

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty perplexed by that lack too!

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

i kind of want an icon that says "you're like the dirty maid" possibly with my mother's picture. or maybe dr. house's.

[rooneytunes.livejournal.com]

love your parents...can so hear you dad saying that from the other room. Have you started school yet??? If not and you are free Fri, wanna have lunch??

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

they're insane.

I start Friday, students start Monday, so I'm not around for lunch, but I would be after 4 or so, probably.

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I'm always running around here naked because I have to change pukey clothes. I should add some heels. If only I could walk in them.