w00bies of naughty wanditude!

[mousapelli]

hmm, seems like somebody has put a bit of smut in sociofemme's comments again. It's w00by smut even, just a bit of snuggly Harry/Neville goodness...oh my, I hope she doesn't read her email in front of her mother or anything embarrassing like that!

now who could have done that ;)

happy new years everybody!

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[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

i love you. deep and abiding love.

but now my mother thinks i am insane.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

so things remain much the same as before then, what what?

hahahahahahaha I told my brother about you and the smut emails and he was like "DUDE that's the meanest thing ever. you are twisted."

I'm working on the serious neville story. i think it sucks. *kicks it*

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

yup, we're at status quo.

i find myself agreeing with your brother. How odd. *g*

Now, now. kicking stories rarely helps. but, hey! if it makes you feel better...

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

i think Snape should turn around to storm back to his desk and trip over Seamus and Dean going at it under a desk.

or maybe Hermione and Millicent or something.

"Dammit! I told those Seventh Years to clean up after themselves when they make lust potions! I will SLASH them! Why are you all laughing at me?!"

[florahart]

Oh My God. I am crying I'm laughing so hard. Am speechless. Incoherent. Dude.

H/N, and a wand, and Snape, and

*reconstitutes self from puddle of goo*

Fuck. You rock.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

i was cackling away myself as I wrote it. At first it was just supposed to be random smut, then I was like 'where is the most innappropriate place I could possibly have them doing this...oh wait...POTIONS!'

hehe, glad you liked. Thank ficbymarks he's where all my w00by inspiration comes from!

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Dude, you do hot and funny like nobody's business. *dies laughing*

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

hehe, thanks, i aim to please! It's really your fault anyhow, for doing all that fantastic H/N, you're the only one who's ever made it plausible for me.

theirloveissomarkedasanequalbyVoldemort!

Hard as Hagrid's toffee

[semielliptical]

You are the queen of funny-punchline fics! I honestly laughed so loud at "And just what, may I ask, are you doing with Longbottom’s wand in your mouth?!” that my husband came into the room to ask what was so funny.

And I'm always going to remember "hard as Hagrid's toffee," I just wish there were more opportunities to use this phrase in conversation.

Happy new years to you too!