Everything on the Left Side of It Is Broken

[mousapelli]

I just want to say that since school ended, I have been to the gym 12 times, which is like 3 out of every 4 days, which is more than anybody in their right mind should have to go to the gym, and i have fucking gained four pounds.

so help me god, if anybody writes "it's muscle mass" in my comments i will reach through the computer and cockslap you across the face, because it really really isn't.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. I am going to bed in the hopes that I will wake up in somebody else's body which isn't the worst body in the entire world.

Comments

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Are you due for your period? Maybe it's water weight.

[airairo.livejournal.com]

When you overexercise, your body retains water. I always gain weight when I exercise more than 4 times a week (that number is probably different for everyone, so you'll probably just have to find out what yours is). You'd think more exercise = more weight loss, ugh. Why do bodies make no sense. D:

[dipping_sauce]

Um. If you have a cock big enough to slap people with, maybe that is where all the weight is hiding?

[darlita.livejournal.com]

Was gonna say the same thing as the commenter above >.>;;

Just keep going for a little bit longer and see if anything changes? Might be water weight!

[grismunk.livejournal.com]

make sure you're drinking enough water, and usually the first couple weeks after starting a workout regime you will gain a couple pounds, keep at it though and you should be seeing good results soon.

[snowqueenofhoth.livejournal.com]

Everyone else has logical explanations. Hopefully they're true.

I also have a fail body sometimes. Like when I'm sick in bed for a week and eat next to nothing because all I do is throw it back up, and in the end I've gained five pounds. WTF.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

are you sure its not because you are drunk in our ryokan? cause i hear that's a problem for you sometimes.

:D

[snowqueenofhoth.livejournal.com]

OMG SHUT UP I HATE YOU

[wintersjuly.livejournal.com]

lakjdkljada oh i know what you mean. people keep saying, "just wait! the weight will drop off soon! it's just muscle!" which is nice of them but totally missing the point.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

god i know. like there's going to be some miracle, and i will wake up some morning and look like those women on American Gladiator. "NO REALLY DRINK LOTS OF WATER THAT'LL HAPPEN."

[grismunk.livejournal.com]

you are too harsh. I happen to have quite found memories of your "worst body in the world" and I certainly do not remember it as such.

Now stop trying to ignore me before I have to call your parents and ask for your current number.

Seriously, I just want u to read my fic. :)

[shimizumiki.livejournal.com]

Well. There is the muscle mass thing. -hides-

But then also, when you exercise a lot you burn more calories, and therefore eat more as well, and that can make a person gain weight. And as someone already said, the retaining water.

Unfortunately I would know this very well, since after starting competitive swimming a few years ago I gained 40 pounds in 2 years. =/ Quit, and I've now lost quite a bit of it. Curse exercise.