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mousapelligoddamn, it's 2 AM already. I didn't do homework, didn't write, didn't play neopets. Am big loser.
I did read![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cluegirl's absobloodylutely fantastic fic, Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silent. I don't pimp fics often, but this even transcended my hatred of Snarry. Gorgeous, go and comment, and pimp! because Cluegirl deserves her moment in the spotlight for this.
I also played the crazy yeti penguin game for waaaaaay too long. Go try, and turn your sound way up.
I went to the Harley-Davidson factory today, and it was mad hot, and I got to 'ride' a dark blue Dyna Wide Glide with flames on the side. there is a replica model 2003 Softtail Deuce sitting on my desk to remind me that if I could enchant a motorbike to fly (or at least sleep with someone who had) I sure as hell would.
Of course when I tried to re-enact the motorcycle-sitting during staff meeting using the arm of the couch, it was widely held as the Most Pornographic Thing Ever. It might have had something to do with me trying to explain as I stradled the couch arm that "but it's better than this because this isn't big enough, it's so much bigger..."
that's so going in a fic. It'll be Remus. During an Order meeting, attempting to explain the allure of the Triumph. Molly Weasley will have to leave the room. As will Kingsley Shackbolt.
I did read
cluegirl's absobloodylutely fantastic fic, Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silent. I don't pimp fics often, but this even transcended my hatred of Snarry. Gorgeous, go and comment, and pimp! because Cluegirl deserves her moment in the spotlight for this. I also played the crazy yeti penguin game for waaaaaay too long. Go try, and turn your sound way up.
I went to the Harley-Davidson factory today, and it was mad hot, and I got to 'ride' a dark blue Dyna Wide Glide with flames on the side. there is a replica model 2003 Softtail Deuce sitting on my desk to remind me that if I could enchant a motorbike to fly (or at least sleep with someone who had) I sure as hell would.
Of course when I tried to re-enact the motorcycle-sitting during staff meeting using the arm of the couch, it was widely held as the Most Pornographic Thing Ever. It might have had something to do with me trying to explain as I stradled the couch arm that "but it's better than this because this isn't big enough, it's so much bigger..."
that's so going in a fic. It'll be Remus. During an Order meeting, attempting to explain the allure of the Triumph. Molly Weasley will have to leave the room. As will Kingsley Shackbolt.
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Date: 2004-02-06 07:19 am (UTC)I think I just died laughing. :)
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Date: 2004-02-06 07:24 am (UTC)you should have seen my staff re-enacting it, to my horror. I had no idea it was so bad until one girl straddled her chair and started rocking back and forth and moaning "bigger...oh bigger..."
I'm never going to live this down.
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Date: 2004-02-06 07:40 am (UTC)And now I can't resist. Should've left this to ya, but I really couldn't resist. *laugh*
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"So you got to ride the bike?" Molly asked, all innocence.
He nodded. "Oh, yeah. Such a smooth ride. So powerful." He leaned back, smiling a little at the memory. "I felt a little bit of a jerk once when I was shifting, but then I just pushed a little harder and oh, boy, did we go...."
Remus realized the room had gone entirely silent. He frowned, and turned away from Molly to look.
Half the room was openly staring. It was a little hard to tell with Kingsley, but there seemed to be something of a blush across his cheeks.
"What?" Remus asked.
Molly looked at him, her eyes wide, then she delicately -- and hurriedly -- cleared her throat, and with a much-higher-pitched voice than normal, cheerfully said "excuse me!" as she bustled out.
Remus made a face. "All right, what did --"
At last he caught the look on Sirius' face. He was sitting back in his chair, lips curled upward in a smirk, eyes hooded.
Remus, realizing just what he'd said had sounded like, swallowed.
And there was no way in hell Sirius would let something like that lie....
"It's an awfully big bike," Sirius drawled, looking nowhere but at him, "but God, can you manhandle the thing."
Just before Remus' eyes squeezed shut, he saw Kingsley cough and walk out the other direction.
;)
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Date: 2004-02-06 04:13 pm (UTC)Could I maybe use the icon too? Too funny...... *loves*
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Date: 2004-02-06 06:39 pm (UTC)Re:
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Date: 2004-02-06 06:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-23 09:13 am (UTC)And man, I didn't think it was possible, but I now love Sirius even more.
It's an awfully big bike," Sirius drawled, looking nowhere but at him, "but God, can you manhandle the thing."
Mmm, 'manhandling'...
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Date: 2004-02-06 07:28 am (UTC)Uh. To point and laugh.
Anyway! So! Remus, being unconsciously pornographic! That's great! =D
(Right there with you on the up-til-2-not-having-done-work thing, also.*g*)
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Date: 2004-02-07 08:14 pm (UTC)