Here's the Mail It Never Fails
Aug. 9th, 2011 11:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mousapelliokay, this mail, what the shit. I leave for three weeks and it's like the crazy exploded. in the bag of fifty piece of mail my parents accumulated for me, I have:
Good:
*two Pinecone checks
*a $10 check from Amazon electronic services (thanks to whoever is buying Chaotic Butterfly for their Kindles) addressed to STARSHINE PRESS, which i bet the bank will not think is so funny, and
*A power bill of only $26
and then things broke down, because I also have:
*A little note from my doctor's office saying that I'm negative for a handful of STDs that they apparently tested me for without asking me during my lady appointment, thanks a lot
*a larger note from my insurance company saying that I had $114 worth of 'preventative care' during this appointment that is not covered, but no actual bill from the dr's,
ETA*oh wait, turns out I do have a bill from the dr's for...$68? I still can't figure out exactly what this test is here that isn't covered, ugh, i hate calling them on the phoooone
and
*an adorable little flyer buried in my 6-page bank statement that if I don't switch over to e-statements in the next 2 weeks, they're going to start charging $2 a month for paper ones.
also i feel that my PSEA/NEA dues would be a lot lower if they wouldn't send me junk mail EVERY TWO DAYS sweet jesus.
sigh. at least you guys paid almost half my power bill.
Good:
*two Pinecone checks
*a $10 check from Amazon electronic services (thanks to whoever is buying Chaotic Butterfly for their Kindles) addressed to STARSHINE PRESS, which i bet the bank will not think is so funny, and
*A power bill of only $26
and then things broke down, because I also have:
*A little note from my doctor's office saying that I'm negative for a handful of STDs that they apparently tested me for without asking me during my lady appointment, thanks a lot
*a larger note from my insurance company saying that I had $114 worth of 'preventative care' during this appointment that is not covered, but no actual bill from the dr's,
ETA*oh wait, turns out I do have a bill from the dr's for...$68? I still can't figure out exactly what this test is here that isn't covered, ugh, i hate calling them on the phoooone
and
*an adorable little flyer buried in my 6-page bank statement that if I don't switch over to e-statements in the next 2 weeks, they're going to start charging $2 a month for paper ones.
also i feel that my PSEA/NEA dues would be a lot lower if they wouldn't send me junk mail EVERY TWO DAYS sweet jesus.
sigh. at least you guys paid almost half my power bill.
