Here's the Mail It Never Fails

[mousapelli]

okay, this mail, what the shit. I leave for three weeks and it's like the crazy exploded. in the bag of fifty piece of mail my parents accumulated for me, I have:

Good:
*two Pinecone checks
*a $10 check from Amazon electronic services (thanks to whoever is buying Chaotic Butterfly for their Kindles) addressed to STARSHINE PRESS, which i bet the bank will not think is so funny, and
*A power bill of only $26

and then things broke down, because I also have:
*A little note from my doctor's office saying that I'm negative for a handful of STDs that they apparently tested me for without asking me during my lady appointment, thanks a lot
*a larger note from my insurance company saying that I had $114 worth of 'preventative care' during this appointment that is not covered, but no actual bill from the dr's,
ETA*oh wait, turns out I do have a bill from the dr's for...$68? I still can't figure out exactly what this test is here that isn't covered, ugh, i hate calling them on the phoooone
and
*an adorable little flyer buried in my 6-page bank statement that if I don't switch over to e-statements in the next 2 weeks, they're going to start charging $2 a month for paper ones.

also i feel that my PSEA/NEA dues would be a lot lower if they wouldn't send me junk mail EVERY TWO DAYS sweet jesus.

sigh. at least you guys paid almost half my power bill.

Comments

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

I'm just ROLFING over the Blue's Clues reference.

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

And OMG I HATE all the bills that are switching over to electronic statements. It's twice as much work, at least, making sure that nothing is screwed up when paper doesn't come in the mail.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

I'm just tired of 'improvement' honestly. every time something 'improves' it just causes me a lot of problems.

and lol yup, blue's clues.