Here, have a strange poll

[mousapelli]

[Poll #283106]

Comments

[arionrhod.livejournal.com]

More Snape/spoon! Or Snape/spork. Of course, it could be extremely interesting to see precisely what he and Remus would do with a Turkey baster....

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

well, obviously they would do mpreg. That's what turkey basters are for. But only if one of them was infertile.

[florahart]

So the fertile one would use the turkey baster to impregnate himself?

I mean, I saw in the paper this morning they've sussed out how to make two girl mice make babies (no shit), but they ain't there with the boys yet, even the puppy boys, and auto-mpreg seems one step further yet....

;)

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

maybe they could get egg cells from Tonks and turkey-baste them into Snape. Or combine genetic material from Ginny and Tonks and implant the embryo.

[arionrhod.livejournal.com]

Severus carrying a double-Gryffindor fetus would be even more fatal than an Rh incompatibility!

[florahart]

But only the second time...

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

HA! HAHAHAHA!

"Remus, I've told you, Pomfrey says it isn't safe for me to carry a third Gryffindor to term. the effects get worse each time you know."

"Oh all right, we'll go Ravenclaw this time. Someone Floo Ms. Chang."

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

okay, this is me being the biggest Geek ever.

I took one look at "Rh compatibility" and thought, "man, nobody believes in ron/hermione anymore."