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[mousapelli]

Uhm. Not sure why this spam encouraged a Tommy header. gacked from Nny and a bunch of others:

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Comments

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

You remember that time we--no, that actually happened. How about when you--no, that too. Damn, this is hard! Okay, here we go.

You remember that time we went to the pet store to buy you an iguana, but we walked out with a parrot trained to say "Wind in yer sails"? And then we went to the Blockbuster to rent Pirates, but they were out, so the parrot bit the clerk.

And there was a goat involved. [Which seems to be my theme for the day.] I'm not sure what Christina was doing with it, but I'm not sure I want to know, either.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

i do remember that, because that goat was COMPLETELY edible, but Christina wouldn't eat with her hands, and Katharine said no because it was goat and that's like meat, but then it turned out that the goat had been hand-raised on organic tofu and hummus, so it was only 1 percent goat, so we had it pastureized and then it was skim goat, and she could eat that.

[hetaira9.livejournal.com]

(hahahahaha shutup!!!)