And the award goes to...

[mousapelli]

so i have now broken into the realm of total dorktitude: I had a fannish dream. It wasn't as bad as some of you have had, but here's what happened:

I had caved and decided to go to the NYC thing, but it turned out to be like one of those awards shows, with the red carpets and everything. And all my BNFs were getting out of limos in evening gowns, I definately saw icarusancalion, and casira, and ivyblossom, and florahart and ficbymarks came as a couple (marks, you were wearing the tuxedo), and the whole time mctabby was the joan-rivers-esque news reporter, and she was doing Summary Executions of people's outfits. Then inside, copperbadge was the celebrity host, assisted occasionally by villainny. They did random awards like "best kink" (leather collars) and "best pairing" (snarry won, which i was upset about), and then they awarded musesfool the lifetime achievement award for her work on Remix, and they showed one of those sappy montages, with the swelling, epic music, of victoria coding the site.

Wondering where sociofemme and I were? We were the musical guest, doing a special performance of "Grimmauld Place Tango", and elton john was the guest accompaniest (isn't he always?!).

And I managed all of this without having any idea what most of you look like! I swear I'm not making any of this up.

(ps--Victoria, are you reading Laocoon's children? I CRACKED UP when i got to Snape's line about Arthur Weasley and Prophylactics!)

Comments

[casira.livejournal.com]

lol. Now that would be fun. Limo! Evening dress! Swarming photographers! *strikes a smiling pose for the cameras*

And musesfool's lifetime achievement award is well-deserved.

Now -- given the nature of the place, is "Grimmauld Place Tango" anything like "The Masochism Tango"? Just wondering. ;) (heh. And I'm getting this terribly scary image of Kreacher with a rose clenched between his teeth.....)

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be hot if fandom took over the NYC thing and really did this?

tango!kreacher, haha! No, the Grimmauld Place Tango is Ellen and me changing all the words to "Cell Block Tango" and recording it on her imac.

Here's the link, if you want it: right click me, baby! (http://edisk.fandm.edu/~ssprunk/grimmauldplacetango.mp3)

I'm not sure how long that will be an active link, cause eventually my college will kick me off their server for graduating, but enjoy it while you can.

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

Oh, I would pay so much money to see this. copperbadge as host? ^_^

And leather collars definitely deserved that award! *g*

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* SO COOL! Did I get a cummerbund? Did I wear a bow tie?

I have dreams about net people I've never seen, sometimes, and it's always sort of a vague body-shape and the /knowledge/ of who the person is, was yours like that?

I've long wanted to write a fic about Remus handing a condom to Arthur and embarrasedly whispering instructions...

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

cummerbund, bow tie, whole business, and they were slytherin colors, I think because I had just read the first bit of Laocoon's Children, and I know that's where you're sorting Harry. And you had one of those wand microphones that game show hosts used in the 70s for some reason.

Well, I know what ellen and victoria look like, and I've seen that Wizard icon of you. Most people were a little vague, but then a lot of them looked like their icons, like Ivy has that anime-ish person all the time, and Flora looked like a female version of all those andro-potter icons she has. Which is really funny, cause then Marks looked a little like Draco.

*snerk* that would be hilarious, especially because at the point where Arthur needed one, he'd be about seventeen, and Remus would be like twelve. Of course, twenty-five-year-old Remus doing the same thing to thirty-year-old Arthur really is just as funny.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, Slytherin Tuxedo. VERY nice. (I love wand microphones! Bob Barker still has one on The Price Is Right.)

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

(marks, you were wearing the tuxedo)

Living up to my reputation, I suppose. Hee.

Did *I* get a cummerbund and all? And I looked like Draco?! Well, I am a blonde, so I suppose that's fair, but I'm really more Luna-y than anything. And, ooh, what color were my things?

Flora was a lovely date, I'm sure. We totally had hot sex in the limo beforehand, too, I bet! Hee.

[florahart]

your "things?"

-.^

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

*blushes* that's definately the remains of my gender confusion experience with you. wow, does that sound slashy.

yup, you were cummerbunded, but you had one of those trendy new tuxedos with the buttony collars that don't need ties (mandarin? is that right?). You're stuff was slytheriny too, because of the draco-ish thing. That was really Flora's fault, because she was hardcore harry, and obviously harry is escorted by draco.

haha, i thought i detected a hint of freshly fucked hotness about the two of you!

o.O

[mctabby.livejournal.com]

I'm so honored to be included in this dream! Wheeee! :D

[florahart]

Wahahahaha! What the hell was *I* wearing? Because dude, the odds of me in a dress are nil. I believe the last time I wore a skirt was *thinks* maybe six years ago. I guess I must have been wearing an, um, evening pants-suit or something. :D

Oh my god. Summary executions of clothing. That's hilarious.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

oh, there was a gown, but since it was so sexed-up harry, you can think of it as cross dressing if you want. There was a corset and fishnets. All in Gryffindor burgandy, of course. And OH the eyeliner!

Marks is claiming you had limo sex, by the way. She's finding slash sub-text in my dream! yay! I have fanon!

[florahart]

Of course! Cross-dressing it is, though of course, now my feet are KILLing me!

As to the limo-sex, SLANDER! She knows as well as I do tha the limo was but the last part of our long, long day of debauchery and passion. ;)

She also says now I oughtta change my journal name to Hardcore Harry. I said, that's fitting, as your name is from parselsmut. Hee.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

lol, my influence spreads across fandom once again! *rubs hands maniacally*

hope you talked her into a foot massage after all that lovin'. spike heels don't come cheap!

[florahart]

She says Malfoys do NOT give foot rubs. I, however reminded here of the frequent outcome of leisurely massaging, and she may have come around to my point of view on the matter. ;)

[instantramen]

That definitely sounds like an award show I would've watched.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

probably you were around someplace, behind the scenes, correcting the teleprompts and such.

we should SO take over the NYC PoA and actually do this, that would be the hottest thing ever.

[instantramen]

It wouldn't just be the hottest thing ever, it would go down in history as the Greatest Fandom Moment Ever. Total strangers would be like, "Hey, you're one of those freaky people who took over the Harry Potter premiere!" And you'd be like, "Yes, yes I am," and then people would want their picture taken with you and autographs and stuff, and you'd have to start going out in clever disguises like bunny suits or speakers.

There was a hostage situation in the hotel I was staying in, so I had to threaten terror and destruction via telephone to All Behind The Scenes if anything went wrong. Otherwise I wouldn't resist an opportunity to invade your brain.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Nothing can defeat the Weasley swimmers!

too loud. very unseemly

Ahem.

I still think you need to write fic where Sirius is Velma Kelly and Bellatrix is Roxie Hart. And either Crouch or Fudge as Mama Morton.

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, out of the way SUCKERS! Your flimsy forpylactics have NO EFFECT!!

[miscellanny.livejournal.com]

Dude. I now feel so cool. *g*